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Deadsplinter Up! All Night

Deadsplinter Up! All Night: The Meats

3/11/25 MemeWeaver 5

Last night I was invited to watch the Sunday night NFL game at a friend’s house. The highlight did not have anything to do with the game, but with the

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Food You Can Eat: Pasta alla Genovese

19/11/24 MatthewCrawley 7

When it’s chilly and you’ve spent the day apple picking or sledding or day drinking, why not spend three and a half hours making a pasta dish?

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Food You Can Eat: Italian (“Italian”) Meatloaf

14/11/24 MatthewCrawley 8

This is really tasty and is about as Italian as Barack Obama.

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Food You Can Eat: Shredded Beef Tacos

17/10/24 HammerZeitgeist 10

I found this seasoning and almost ate 3lbs of beef in one sitting. I usually make my own seasoning but this one was a game changer. Ingredients Directions

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Food You Can Eat: Pillsbury’s 20-Minute Smothered Beef Burrito Skillet

3/9/24 MatthewCrawley 9

This will shock and awe and delight your dinner companions. Sorry the formatting is so screwy. I’ve lost my posting superpowers.

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Food You Can Eat: Phillipe the Original’s French Dip Sandwich

4/4/24 MatthewCrawley 5

Did I post this already? The French Dip Sandwich is a very LA thing. I’ve been to Phillipe the Original many times, it’s in a very strange little corner of

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Food You Can Eat: Celebrity Sunday Matinee: John Wayne Casserole

2/7/23 MatthewCrawley 24

A belated Happy Canada Day everyone. Now it’s time to send our skyrockets in flight and strap in for the Fourth of July!

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Food You Can Eat

Food You Can Eat: Celebrity Sunday Matinee: Zsa Zsa Gabor’s Dracula Goulash

25/9/22 MatthewCrawley 15

I love goulash so much that I’m going to grace you with two celebrity goulash recipes in a row. This is probably more authentic to what you’d find in Hungary,

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Food You Can Eat: Celebrity Sunday Matinee: Ursula Andress’s Goulash

18/9/22 MatthewCrawley 7

Spice up YOUR life with this simple goulash recipe.

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Food You Can Eat: Celebrity Sunday Matinee: John Hancock’s Brandied Meatballs

3/7/22 MatthewCrawley 5

Happy 4th! If you own an American flag-decaled leather vest or American flag bikini top or short shorts, now is the time to bust them out, Flag Code be damned, because U R Muricannn!

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  • farscythe: i was today years old when i learnt our national lottery is 50 years older than the united states... have…
  • SplinterRIP: ...toy story...will probably be fine & all but I might not be in any rush for a fifth dose ...the…
  • bryanlsplinter: It's entirely likely that either Uncle Mark or Uncle Wayne is his biological father. Yeah, I went there.
  • Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod": The carpet in the room with the corner dresser looks VERY close to what was in my bedroom when I…
  • SplinterRIP: ...feels like he has something extra, though...& after @perdido filled in the blank I think I get it now...he's...a walking…
  • SplinterRIP: ...might have a contender for the runner-up https://bsky.app/profile/philplait.bsky.social/post/3mgfiftlotk24
  • ManchuCandidate: Toy Story 5? Is it going to make me cry like 4 did?
  • ManchuCandidate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is Theme for Shag carpet house
  • brightersideoflife: See this is where you missed out by not going to some college in the South. By the time you…
  • Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod": Disappointingly, he's not even related to Bruce Wayne!
  • brightersideoflife: I remember studying history at various points and being like why are these fucking kings so stupid? Example being basically…
  • bryanlsplinter: Hillbilly shit. I know it well.
  • M. Perdido: I'd thought that the whole "Markwayne" thing was just a clerical error because whoever filled out the birth certificate sheet…
  • ManchuCandidate: I was told I'm an old because I don't have a login name without a number.
  • SplinterRIP: ...hmm...well...it's not just me...presumably...with some concerns this morning https://bsky.app/profile/emptywheel.bsky.social/post/3mgf3kfi56k24 ...but...it's...probably fine...I'm sure it's fine...otherwise WaPo would have mentioned it...right?
  • bryanlsplinter: Noem news is good news Meg wins the Internet today. Everybody else go home.
  • SplinterRIP: ...on the one hand the oracle thing seems like another string to the dual purpose bow of funding the people…
  • SplinterRIP: ...at some point between watching a guy on youtube cheerfully run through how the super-discounted wifi extender he ordered for…
  • ManchuCandidate: Especially since the Murrican Taxpayer (you guys) have been footing his kinks.
  • brightersideoflife: What is Corey Lewandowski going to do now? Meet up with Kristy Noem in the back of their beat up…
  • brightersideoflife: Ugh that's annoying as fuck, I'm sorry.
  • HammerZeitgeist: I'm only 15min in and I can see myself getting addicted to Pokopia
  • SplinterRIP: ...talk about a blast from the past ...ned's atomic dustbin "there's a name I haven't heard in a while..." ...uhh...extra…
  • SplinterRIP: ...turns out there is/was a 1 season effort from the CW last year called good cop/bad cop ...sister who stayed…
  • ManchuCandidate: FYI, The Pet Psychic food is really good.
  • ManchuCandidate: AI created pic of New DHS Boss. Corey probably crying tears of sadness as his power mommy get deposed for…
  • Loveshaq: I just read the whole thing & saw that the website it part of the speakeasy. That looks fun too.…
  • MemeWeaver: Ned's Atomic Dustbin - Happy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmD08Na5VKI Public Image Ltd. - Happy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hytF12yRBdM
  • Loveshaq: Wow, thanks! Not doing the pet psychic but a few of those speakeasies are not far from where I will…
  • ManchuCandidate: Pet Psychic Bar https://petpsychic.biz/ https://604now.com/speakeasies-and-secret-bars-vancouver-bc/
  • HammerZeitgeist: Herbal tea and a romance book sounds like a perfect Thursday evening. Our furnace started smelling like melted plastic last…
  • Loveshaq: Packing & planning for our Vancouver trip tomorrow. I appreciate that my wife got the hotel & signed us up…
  • KeitelBlacksmith: Blonde Redhead - Luv Machine https://youtu.be/goY019FkRzQ?si=9RuU0g396RQfj-f1
  • ManchuCandidate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnQ8N1KacJc Another turning point, your fuck jet stuck in the road Trump grabs you by the wrist, directs you where…
  • SplinterRIP: https://youtu.be/Yjyj8qnqkYI
  • farscythe: playlisted all of that...... but you know...no worries here mate...i has noodles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2wCvNgvYE0 simple creature me... roof over head....and noodles…
  • bryanlsplinter: Yes, I'm suffering from a failure of imagination. I can grasp black holes and dark matter, but dumber than Tuberville?…
  • SplinterRIP: ...I mean...that actually sounds like a plan, almost...when you put it like that ...be nice to see you under less…
  • SplinterRIP: ...would give a new meaning to the thing if you spell it thick as two short plancks
  • bryanlsplinter: Mullin's confirmation hearing needs to look EXACTLY like what happened to Noem over the last couple of days. If Congress…
  • farscythe: oh hey you are always welcome...and honestly...your tactic for finding me might more or less work...once you make it out…
  • bryanlsplinter: Same posse, different clowns.
  • SplinterRIP: ...ok...not sure how happy the people who think I'm their gone-FUBAR go-to disaster recovery plan will be to know that…
  • Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod": I just can't believe that. Tuberville's intelligence is like Absolute Zero; you just can't go lower!
  • farscythe: no worries mate.... im at noodlecon 3 if need be....ive probably got about a months worth...at least 2 meals a…
  • SplinterRIP: ...there is no lower limit...there's gonna be a run on popcorn futures...they lined up lutnick for an epstein-adjacent close up…
  • Loveshaq: They say he is even dumber than Tuberville!
  • Loveshaq: I don't know, this might make for some more fun hearings than Noem... https://www.mediaite.com/politics/markwayne-mullin-reportedly-fingered-nostrils-of-colleagues-and-their-spouses-during-visit-to-israel/
  • SplinterRIP: ...was gonna say...it'll be on that channel if you look I expect...from the horse's ass's mouth in all its sour…
  • SplinterRIP: ...ms now being msnbc & this being AP maybe never meant those would be two sources you could cross corroborate…

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