Celebrity

FAME! I wanna live forever! [NOT 29/6/24]

They’re gonna put me in the movies. They’re gonna make a big star out of me. We’ll make a film about a man that’s sad and lonely. And all I gotta do is act naturally.

Food You Can Eat: Celebrity Sunday Matinee: John Tesh and His Avocado Fetish

9/7/23 MatthewCrawley 9

Happy birthday, John Tesh! When we were both much younger men you almost ran me over, but it was my fault, and I totally forgot to mention this incident when I hosted the “Celebrity Run-Ins” NOT! I mean, that was a legit run-in!

Food You Can Eat: Celebrity Sunday Matinee: John Wayne Casserole

2/7/23 MatthewCrawley 24

A belated Happy Canada Day everyone. Now it’s time to send our skyrockets in flight and strap in for the Fourth of July!

Food You Can Eat: Celebrity Sunday Matinee: June Lockhart’s Franco-American Macaroni and Cheese

25/6/23 MatthewCrawley 19

Happy birthday, June Lockhart! 98! Well done!

Food You Can Eat: Celebrity Sunday Matinee: Father (Robert Young) Knows Best About Grapefruit Alaska

18/6/23 MatthewCrawley 6

Happy Father’s Day to all. If you really want to surprise Dad, and he’s still alive and you’re still speaking to him, you could make up a special serving of grapefruit Alaska.

Food You Can Eat: Celebrity Sunday Matinee: My Reverie About Donald Trump’s Famous May 5th, 2016, Cinco de Mayo Taco Bowl Lunch

11/6/23 MatthewCrawley 9

Now that The Donald is out of the White House, one hopes forevermore, you can now somewhat easily approach one of humankind’s greatest monuments to 80s excess, Trump Tower.

FAME! I wanna live forever! [NOT 29/6/24]

Food You Can Eat: Celebrity Sunday Matinee: John Tesh and His Avocado Fetish

Food You Can Eat: Celebrity Sunday Matinee: John Wayne Casserole

Food You Can Eat: Celebrity Sunday Matinee: June Lockhart’s Franco-American Macaroni and Cheese

Food You Can Eat: Celebrity Sunday Matinee: Father (Robert Young) Knows Best About Grapefruit Alaska

Food You Can Eat: Celebrity Sunday Matinee: My Reverie About Donald Trump’s Famous May 5th, 2016, Cinco de Mayo Taco Bowl Lunch

Food You Can Eat: Celebrity Sunday Matinee: Bea Arthur’s Cream of Carrot Soup

Food You Can Eat: Celebrity Sunday Matinee: Bing Crosby’s Favorite! Star-Kist Tuna Dumplings

Food You Can Eat: Celebrity Sunday Matinee: King Charles III and the Coronation Quiche

Food You Can Eat: Celebrity Sunday Matinee: I, Matthew Crawley, and the Albert Biscuits