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Deadsplinter Up! All Night

Deadsplinter Up! All Night: The Meats

3/11/25 MemeWeaver 5

Last night I was invited to watch the Sunday night NFL game at a friend’s house. The highlight did not have anything to do with the game, but with the

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Photo of a roasted chicken sitting on a stove top.
Food You Can Eat

Food You Can Eat: Lemon-Garlic Roast Chicken

22/1/25 MemeWeaver 2

Ha-HA! Another rogue post! DISCLAIMER: I’ve made this recipe twice, and it has been awesome twice. However, in neither instance did I take photos with the intention of posting a

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Food

Food You Can Eat: Coconut Curry Chicken Orzo “Soup”

17/9/24 HammerZeitgeist 5

It starting to feel like Autumn. Bring on all the curries, soups and stews!

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Food You Can Eat

Food You Can Eat: Turmeric-Black Pepper Chicken With Asparagus

2/7/24 Elliecoo 4

I’ve revised this recipe, originally from the New York Times, to serve as packed work lunch for Keitel. I try to avoid sending him in with bread and carbs, and

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Food

Food You Can Eat: Thai Green Curry

14/3/24 HammerZeitgeist 8

The word “eggplant” finally makes sense.

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Food

Food You Can Eat: Lemony Chicken Orzo Soup

29/2/24 HammerZeitgeist 5

Easy to make chicken soup.

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Food You Can Eat

Food You Can Eat: Chicken Thighs

24/1/24 MegMegMcGee 11

Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

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Food You Can Eat

Food You Can Eat: New Mexican Green Chile Chicken Enchiladas

17/1/24 butcherbakertoiletrymaker 19

The retrospective of FYCE offerings continues. This post is from September, 2020: First things first: this is not Mexican food (no matter what the tag says) and it damned sure

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Food You Can Eat

Food You Can Eat: Easy Chicken Piccata

11/1/24 MatthewCrawley 26

The retrospective of FYCE offerings continues. This post is from January, 2021: I always get a chuckle whenever I make chicken piccata because the Italian word for “sin” is “peccato.”

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Food

Food You Can Eat: Creamy Tuscan Marry Me Chicken

28/12/23 HammerZeitgeist 18

I fucking love this recipe.

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  • Luigi Vuoto: Bugs are nature's way of reminding us how insignificant we really are. As if we needed reminding.
  • brightersideoflife: Did I spell try correctly? No, no I did not. Ah, brain cells. Great success!
  • brightersideoflife: Also I spelled lackadaisical right on the first true and I'm pretty impressed with myself for that one.
  • brightersideoflife: Yep, put some traps down and just hope for the best. If I didn't have dry goods, I'd be so…
  • brightersideoflife: I love neem oil! I used it to slaughter some aphids on my sweet potato starts the other day.
  • ManchuCandidate: As for tasks, I finally got my new computer hooked up and all the updates are done including my MS…
  • ManchuCandidate: I understand. I spent last year cleaning out the mice spots in the basement and upstairs of my parents home.…
  • Loveshaq: We have so many mealy bugs in my wife’s house plants & greenhouse that we buy more Neem oil than…
  • farscythe: that first one is definitely rip bait
  • Loveshaq: https://youtu.be/ySTlSWLkrk4?si=CYI9bwEqoYPr73XT https://youtu.be/pmvMS8X-Uf4?si=d4IKT0c0eUHiTUPL
  • farscythe: okay!... i kinda love both of those but you know i gotta right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urglg3WimHA
  • Luigi Vuoto: https://youtu.be/ibKa7AId3t0?si=nHolbJyRY9Q3l-q3 https://youtu.be/Ixlim9MibpA?si=GUhRU8CH7-kk1ghP
  • farscythe: just got to survive tomorrows chaos at work... on top of my regular workload..i gets to pull 57 machines from…
  • Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod": Brohan.
  • ManchuCandidate: Making sure the dishes and garbage are put away. I don't like coming back to a house that smells like…
  • SplinterRIP: ...let's say...hypothetically...someone...not mark that was that luke with the bad dad with good in him a son could feel...someone...else...on behalf…
  • SplinterRIP: ...hmm...how did I not find somewhere to put this this morning? https://bsky.app/profile/markhamillofficial.bsky.social/post/3mllybc4kpc2r ...ah...because it got deleted...shame...was funny, too
  • Loveshaq: I never put back the trim after finishing the floors, have a broken screen door that I need to address…
  • SplinterRIP: ...not saying that's a skill issue or nothing...but...you know...that's probably because I'm not the queen or whatever 'I daresay you…
  • Loveshaq: IMPOSSIBLE!
  • Luigi Vuoto: Now you've bummed me thinking about all the stuff I have to do before I leave town for two weeks.
  • Luigi Vuoto: Absolutely same.
  • Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod": I gotta play that when I have a spare 2 hours to ... burn. Truthfully, this one does seem like…
  • bryanlsplinter: Just had my house re-piped and the drywall guy was backed up so he JUST started today. We've been living…
  • SplinterRIP: ...btw...in case this part got lost in the mix...you...don't need to go there if you can do an online secret…
  • Loveshaq: Time to stock up again people! https://www.wonkette.com/p/south-carolina-republicans-let-them
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  • SplinterRIP: ...but...like...homies ...y'all heard me when I said I was sorry...fam'...how many times I gotta say I'm sorry ...damn, blood...you all…
  • Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod": Bruh.
  • MegMegMcGee: Bro.
  • MegMegMcGee: I hate coming home to dirty sheets so I always have to do laundry before I go away!
  • Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod": Not even just the mechanics — which you are fully correct about not ultimately helping consumers much anyway — but…
  • bryanlsplinter: Stable genius. https://bsky.app/profile/ronfilipkowski.bsky.social/post/3mlnvqettwc2q
  • bryanlsplinter: It's incredibly stupid. It's 18 cents a gallon, which would be fairly significant, but they can't guarantee the savings would…
  • SplinterRIP: ...that...could make me a believer ...yup...think it'd actually win me all the way over...even with the new mrs that was…
  • Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod": I'm so wired/tired that if I tried to sit on the couch, I'd pass out immediately. My next week looks…
  • Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod": Personally I think the king's speech should just be him getting to the podium, pulling out a medium-sized head of…
  • Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod": Yeah, one of the things about someone like a Platner is that not only does he have the reddest of…
  • SplinterRIP: ...clearly a trick question ...that list is longer than the DOT?
  • SplinterRIP: ...oh, say...this part is fun...3 resigned so far...talk is more than the number of his team want him gone...but...it's not…
  • myopicprophet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mFECKUg_98
  • KeitelBlacksmith: Wiseblood - Motorslug https://youtu.be/a5DFC3KhcPg?si=jQH2vFDQpxcGskYA
  • ManchuCandidate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvF9PAxe5Ng https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x8zPoYRRbQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGyOaCXr8Lw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQuihD0hoI
  • Loveshaq: https://youtu.be/VVQYxp4SlAo?si=eLGMIvW3aa7eoTg4 https://youtu.be/s0mNZe472KM?si=3G1c7In85e1W7zMp https://youtu.be/xf0pvJpew_Q?si=aiUkrA_hLsRbDX5_
  • Luigi Vuoto: https://youtu.be/DJSSsz8TCSE?si=a1JdZMea6bNs0mmv https://youtu.be/pejJiJTDpio?si=c6lQqu2e-foojEoa https://youtu.be/dCgzRRpuWHY?si=q5I3WBXsaJMayfP4
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  • farscythe: having the time to do nothing...is a luxury that should never be taken for granted i dunno if thats an…
  • SplinterRIP: https://youtu.be/8e1xvyTdBZI
  • farscythe: i have a 3 day work week and then 5 days off...and so far...absolutely no plans for that time off...other…

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