Donald Trump – DeadSplinter

More Trump, Please

7/12/22 Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod" 13

Voters have yet again rejected the big guy. Which is why we need him to keep running up that hill.

Just Put It Anywhere [DOT 31/8/22]

31/8/22 Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod" 32

My God, look at the crimes being committed in this photo — plus all those documents that shouldn’t be there!

Monday, Like A Bad Penny … [DOT 29/8/22]

29/8/22 Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod" 26

Hey hey, it’s Monday, what more do you want?

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27/8/22 Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod" 22

Happy [REDACTED] morning, Deadsplinter-ers! Hope you’re meeting the day with [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]!

Things The FBI Might Have Found In Trump’s Safe, Ranked

10/8/22 Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod" 15

Eric Trump said the safe was empty. But I like to think the FBI found plenty of good stuff when it cracked his father’s safe.

Sure, Put Trump In Irons. But Don’t Stop There.

21/6/22 Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod" 3

It’s not hard to see why that asshole should be put on trial. But he’s not the only one who belongs there.

Donald Trump Is Not The Worst President Of Your Lifetime (And Might Be The Least Bad GOP President For The Next Few Decades)

15/4/22 Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod" 19

You think that orange asshole was bad? You haven’t seen nothin’ yet.

You Can’t Fix Anything When These Are Our Only Options

3/8/21 Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod" 29

If “Vote Blue no matter who” gets us Andrew Cuomo, what’s the difference in voting for a fascist?

GIF Party: Hit the bricks

20/1/21 MemeWeaver 35

Let’s just get to it. I don’t know why it hasn’t dawned on me previously, but I love a good post of GIFs/memes, so post ’em below. We’re saying goodbye

A Simple Impeachment Proposal

13/1/21 Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod" 21

Apologies for the timing, as I would never want to be the one to step on DSU!AN’s song, but humor me for a mo. As a noted political consulting genius,