Stop feeding wild animals. It’s bad for them. Stop feeding wild animals. It’s bad for you. This has been a public service announcement. Got any wild plans for the weekend,
Me! I’m the idiot. I totally spaced this last Monday. All the props to @Keitelblacksmith for ninja-posting (“Cold As Ice” – classic) in my brain-dead neglect. My apologies to all.
This weekend, I witnessed a Darwin Award nominee cross the interstate highway on foot with a Jerry can in his hands. It happened two cars ahead of me as I
“One idiot is one idiot. Two idiots are two idiots. Ten thousand idiots are a political party.” This quote was attributed to Franz Kafka, but there is some question about