Impeachment – DeadSplinter

A Simple Impeachment Proposal

13/1/21 Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod" 21

Apologies for the timing, as I would never want to be the one to step on DSU!AN’s song, but humor me for a mo. As a noted political consulting genius,

C U Next Tuesday: Why Your Senator Sucks

4/2/20 Hello America 10

Welcome to this week’s installment of C U Next Tuesday, where I pull shreds of toilet paper out of humanity’s ass crack, mold them into human beings, perform a spell

I guess this impeachment trial is happening, huh?

17/1/20 Hello America 40

Welp I guess I better figure out what’s going on.

House Impeaches Biff

18/12/19 Constantine 5

This evening, for the third time in the United States’ history, a sitting President has been impeached. Biff Tannen, esq, joins the ignominious likes of Andrew Johnson and Bill Clinton

Senior Foreign Diplomats Testify To Outrage Over Trump’s Quid Pro Quo In New Transcripts

5/11/19 miomeinmio 6

House committees released two transcripts on Monday comprising the testimony of former ambassador to Ukraine Marie Yovanovitch and senior official P. Michael McKinley, both of whom spoke on the dust-up

This Week in Impeachment

4/11/19 Hello America 12

John Bolton on the schedule (but will he show up?) and more! What happened last week, what’s happening this week, have we been dead the whole time? Since Splinter isn’t