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Christmas Entertainment, Ranked [NOT 19/12/25]

19/12/25 Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod" 21

The best and worst of Christmas on TV.

Best Sandwiches To Throw At Fascists, Ranked [NOT 15/8/25]

15/8/25 Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod" 10

As you have likely heard, a man was arrested earlier this week for throwing a sandwich — later identified as having salami in it — at a stormtrooper illegally invading

Most Useful New AI Platforms, Ranked

23/4/24 Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod" 7

AI is coming and most of it is terrible and useless — but there is one place where it belongs.

How Today’s New York Times Politics Desk Would Cover Historical Events, Ranked

8/3/24 Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod" 21

All the … whatever that’s fit to print.

Things Donald Trump Could Do To Scare Up The Money, Ranked

29/2/24 Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod" 22

If he wants to get ahead, he needs to stop wasting money and focus on making it!

Things The FBI Might Have Found In Trump’s Safe, Ranked

10/8/22 Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod" 15

Eric Trump said the safe was empty. But I like to think the FBI found plenty of good stuff when it cracked his father’s safe.

Right-Wing Reasons Russia Invaded Ukraine, Ranked

28/2/22 Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod" 19

I think we can all agree that it has nothing — not one little thing — to do with Vladimir Putin.

Pizza Toppings, Ranked

4/2/22 Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod" 50

Is there really a worse topping than anchovies? You better believe it!

Senators, Ranked

29/10/21 Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod" 16

An indisputable listing of the 100ish people most responsible for making sure things are going just great in America!

Months, ranked

2/7/21 Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod" 10

Thirty days has … uh … some months, and others have … 31? I think?

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