TGIF! [DOT 12/6/26]

Happy weekend everyone! Hope you’re doing well and not too too hot. Last night I thought I’d go to the pool but when I got there they were kicking everyone out of the water. It was something akin to this:


Military strikes on water facilities in Iran may constitute a war crime, experts say

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jun/11/strikes-water-facilities-iran-war-crime-experts


Trump nominates Jay Clayton as top US intelligence official after pushback on Bill Pulte

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jun/11/trump-jay-clayton-director-of-national-intelligence


Boelter pleads guilty in lawmaker attacks, agrees to two life sentences

https://www.mprnews.org/story/2026/06/11/vance-boelter-plea-minnesota-lawmaker-attacks-hortman-hoffman?utm_source=npr.org&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=national_highlight&utm_content=homepage


The Pasadena Police Department releases video of what it is calling a “horseplay incident” in which an officer accidentally shoots his coworker.

NBC News (@nbcnews.com) 2026-06-11T22:20:10Z

On that note, have a great weekend…

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  1. …so…same week he…for very much not the first time…tries to play forum brigade commander with violent racists in a different country…technically…the UK…the actual BBC…is happy to glaze the guy’s IPO on their flagship morning news-agenda-setting program…while…another name pulls the rip cord on keir over not throwing enough money & focus on defense?

    …what the fuck kind of psychosis does a species gotta be suffering from to be this invested in trying to invent new ways to say there’s magic imaginary “value” in making a massive problem warp the fiscal fabric for literally no reason that maps to a reality?

    …ok…so…apologies in advance but there’s a distinct possibility of a howler of a post trying to pretend it didn’t sneak in late under this…because the cognitive dissonance is twisting my head something fierce & I might not be able to get far enough away from a keyboard to prevent it?

    • Musk: I hate everyone who isn’t white.
      Governments: Uh, that’s pretty bad
      Musk: I hate the poor.
      Governments: You probably shouldn’t be saying that
      Musk: I will topple your government if you don’t vote the way I want
      Governments: Don’t love that
      Musk: Also I’m rich as hell
      Governments: PLEASE SIR TAKE OUR CONTRACTS

      Yeah, it’s great.

    • …ever page back through enough FT stuff to break the archive.ph links on the “are you a robot” captcha?

      …turns out if you can find the link that loops on that & extract the original URL you can plug that in to the search function the usual way & it loads…but…it might mean lots of links in the blockquotes are busted?

      https://deadsplinter.com/back-up/

      …damn I miss bill…anyway…if that looks on the large side…probably fair…wordpress’ guess runs to about 3/4hr…but..it’s…*only* the “32oz” version?

      There’s some serious pockets of humanity out there. Go to some of these truck stops in the middle of nowhere you’ll meet some serious folk. Order coffee the guy behind the counter goes ‘you want the 32 oz. or the large?’ Shit, how big is that large? ‘You goin’ want to pull yer car ’round back, I goin’ start that pump.’ That sounds like a lot of coffee, dude. I don’t know if I want to be awake that long in Tennessee. On second thought give me that pussy size.

      …still…beats having a hole in my neck, I guess?

  2. And that’s why some people shouldn’t have weapons.

    Barney Fife (Andy Griffith Show) was more common than we ever realized.

    Idiots shouldn’t be “disciplined” they should be fired, but the blue gonna blue.

    • Didn’t know purple nurples were a kink. After all the fake posturing and bullshit moralizing, the MAGAts are pretty fucking shameless as they keep voting for pop-pop bad touch.

  3. As someone who worked as a lifeguard for condos/townhouse complexes… I’ve done that a couple of times when some idiot (parent) lets their kid swim with a diaper.

    It made for a quiet day for me as the pool water gets drained and have to shock the remainder with the equivalent of a month’s supply of chlorine. Miserable day for those who wanted to cool off at the condo’s pool.

    • I think a lot of Republicans are a lot nervous. Trump’s got immunity (though I can’t wait to see that get tested) but all of the others don’t. And every day the chances of us taking back both houses of Congress increase just a little bit more (see my post on Trump’s impeachment freakout). That leaves a LOT of these criminals open for prosecution.

      They truly believed they would control the country in perpetuity. And honestly, if Pop-pop weren’t in deep dementia, or if they hadn’t gone full Nazi at the first opportunity, it would have worked. But they went full evil villain as fast as possible, plus Pop-pop launched his abysmally stupid “economic” plans as quickly as possible, and they fucked things up so hard and so fast that most people who aren’t total MAGA cultists are like “fuck this shit.”

      • …in…I dunno…sociopathically detached terms at an overbroad level…they were on pace to get where their incremental gameplan had been taking everyone for decades…but another two steps forward…one back…next two…lotta the ones got this close will be dead then

        …& they haven’t been selecting for ability to pass the marshmallow test

        …I mean…I know where they think their talent pool is…but…if you listened to *that* crowd…&…elon…or…platner…are what you came away thinking of as “cleanskin”

        …the dumb may save us yet, I guess…if some buckling down to making them buckle happens…but it’s going to be a hell of a lift & it’s going to suck almost as much as the stuff they do to induce that extreme of a correction…so…net…the dumb still seems to have been the all-time sucker-bet

        …& it sucks to have to pay out on a bet you never took to begin with

        …this IPO shit is like salt in the wound…that you then shove the knife back in for some bonus twisting

        …feel like that entitles some people to be noticeably salty, tbh?

    • Doesn’t matter!!

      He won’t get out, as long as Hennepin County Attorney Moriarity can get him transferred to Hennepin County’s custody, from the Sherburne County Jail.

      Moriarity said yesterday in her announcement that in MN 1st Degree Premeditated (he’s up onba charge each, for Melissa & Mark’s murders), is an *automatic* Life Without Parole sentence.

      They have enough on both those charges to get the conviction, plus the Attempted First Degree Murder for all the Hoffmans, *and* Felony Cruelty to an Animal, for Gilbert’s death.

      Hennepin County Attorney’s Office to move forward with state charges against Vance Boelter:

      Hennepin County Attorney Mary Moriarty (@hennepinatty.bsky.social) 2026-06-11T20:47:01.230Z

      So even *in* the likely event of a Trump Pardon–just like Derek Chauvin, Boelter WON’T go free, and it’s a pointless pardon, that only serves to make Trump look stupid & lawless.

  4. Comment sized FYCE…
    Meanwhile, I made Falafel and Tahini Sauce today.

    In my quest to cook better/healthier, I made Falafel from scratch. Used fresh herbs (from the supermarket) and dried chickpeas. The trick to Falafel I learned is avoid canned beans because they’re cooked which affects cohesion of the Falafel while frying.

    It was actually frighteningly easy, but it requires time.. two days. One day to soak the beans. One day to let the mixture properly marinate in the fridge and then cooking takes 5 minutes in hot oil.

    Right now all my burps smell like coriander and sesame seeds.

    • …not saying it…wouldn’t make sense…to…run over a few places with a ground penetrating radar…your “would bury my ex on the back nine for a tax break” property developer…maybe even has form

      …but that ranch that came up the other day that has new owners who picked that up out of the estate of one epstein, j?

      …maybe see what’s under those holdings while we’re at it…call it…transparency

      …might be a market, there?

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