I hope everyone had a nice Thanksgiving! I’m super grateful for all my friends here and wishing you all the best this holiday season.
Not thankful to be dealing with this though:
Arctic air and record-warm Great Lakes are brewing a heavy snowfall
https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2024/11/28/lake-effect-snow-great-lakes-forecast
wow!
Astonishment as missing Canadian hiker emerges after weeks in wilderness
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/nov/28/lost-canadian-hiker-found
Ohio, one day without being embarrassing.
Ohio puts new limits on bathroom use by trans students in schools, colleges
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/11/27/ohio-trans-student-bathroom
What that’s crazy
Stowaway flew aboard Delta flight from New York to Paris after evading airline checkpoints at JFK
https://www.cnn.com/2024/11/27/travel/stowaway-delta-newyork-paris-intl-hnk/index.html
Ew. Hope they had steak, keep those arteries cloggin’ up!
Zuckerberg dines with Trump in Mar-a-Lago
https://www.npr.org/2024/11/28/g-s1-36123/zuckerberg-dines-with-trump-in-mar-a-lago
Good luck with your bargain hunting if that’s your jam!
Oh God. First the pickleball craze, now New York is being taken over by golf simulators. (Times article is out from behind paywall. Read away.)
As a guy who went through a typical puberty/adolescence, I always thought flagpoling meant something else.
https://archive.ph/DyKZA#selection-3535.0-3535.70
It still kind of annoyed me when some folks (not here) who should know better kept on about how the billionaires would save us (even here in Canada City)
They won’t. They will never.
They were never on“our” (as in common folks) friends, even Soros, especially when Kamala said they were going to tax them a mere 1-2% of their total wealth (to be blunt, they should be taxing the shit out of the ultra wealthy even more.)
Also don’t ask the military to save democracy either. Bound by role and tradition to serve the civs, not the other way around (thankfully.)
The people (looking at those in the mid West) that should have already failed.
…do you ever have those moments when you run into someone else’s reaction to a thing & it’s so different to yours that it takes you a while to get that it’s talking about the same thing?
…I sometimes admit that vegetarians are a morally superior form of humanity & that one of the greek dudes that was big on trig said so long enough ago that it maybe shouldn’t be surprising…& how I’d like there to be lots of them because I’m honestly partial to a good steak given half a chance…& a long time ago…like…30 years or so…I ran across a rough & ready calculation that pointed out that while there is objectively a lot of water on the planet there’s more than a lot of us & at some scales malthus undersold the deal about boundaries…so if you added the “diet of the average north american” attribute to the “population of china” column…the number it spat out just for the amount of water required to raise enough grain to provide the necessary quantity of livestock would exceed the sum total of all available fresh water in the world
…&…this is from maybe half that long ago
…between ’50 & ’90 the global population moved from 2.49 billion to 5.33 billion…which is around the 2.85 mark to that 2.2…with the latter part runing at going on 1.6 to the 1.3…we’re up to 8.16 now & “the UN medium scenario” is guessing we peak this side of 2100 a little north of 10.25 billion…&…we do pretty good at keeping pace in some senses
…that part’s from a different thing…an EU brief about world agriculture…from almost 10 years ago
…going back to the thing that’s 5 years older than that, though…for want of a handier set of comparative numbers
…&…maybe I really just picked it because it keeps alive my chance of getting a camel-sized portion of steak through the eye of the ethical needle
…maybe it doesn’t do it for you but that’s basically solace for me
…hell, in ’16 mother jones re-ran a piece that phrased it as “If the rest of the world ate like Americans…, the planet would have run out of freshwater 15 years ago” based on an assessment by nestlé…this…well, ok…maybe it’s new to a bunch of people but it’s not “new”…the world economic forum said a bunch of stuff in ’17 that probably at least a few people read who didn’t help write
…& I flat out don’t want to be this grumpy every day for the next four fucking years?
Yeah I took an Introduction to Agricultural Science class back in like 2005 in college and even then the stats about how much US grain crops are literally just to feed livestock is disgusting. It doesn’t help that the appetite is for more more more cheap cheap cheap meat. Like you can buy pasture raised animal meat, but then we’d have to accept that it’s going to be significantly more expensive.
The environmental impact of large scale livestock production is just horrible in general. I’m not saying everyone needs to eat like a medieval peasant all the time, but it’s the one industry where consumers could very easily make an impact.
…like…what even is the point of fetishizing the cowboy on the range the way that is if you aren’t going to make out like anything less than free-range, grass-fed isn’t even red-blooded american red meat?
…oh…no…wait…it’s the guns & shooting people whose faces aren’t pale enough & being fine that one dude owns more of everywhere than you can see standing tall in your stirrups…right…those are the bits they throw in the mix with their messiah for the AI to turn into an NFT like nobody ever invented the term “abomination”…right?
…my mistake…it wasn’t next friday
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/nov/29/crypto-entrepreneur-justin-sun-eats-banana-art-he-bought-for-6m-dollars
…or next tuesday…even if after that I’m feeling like something got knocked into the middle of next week
…apparently he also offered to buy 100,000 of the 25¢ bananas from the dude with the cataracts…so…offered that guy’s boss around the guy’s entire annual salary…as a magnanimous gesture neither of them will feel any change from the way that reads…but the stall-owner is presumably delighted about?
News from Ireland:
If I could go back in time and it was 2020 when we were all locked down I should have gone to Duolingo or something and learned a foreign language. I would love to learn Irish or Gaelic or Welsh (if King Charles could do it, so could I) but sadly I’m a little busy now and my attention span has shrunk to the size of a runner bean.
I actually read something, I can’t remember where, that said some 40 million Americans claim direct Irish descent but it’s not true. Or of all the people claiming Irish descent 40 million claims aren’t true. Who is tracking this?
Is claiming Irish descent the new Rachel Dolezal or the loons/grifters going around claiming Native heritage? There’s a saying in New York, and maybe this is universal, that everyone is Irish on St. Patrick’s Day. Which is fine, but to keep this up over a lifetime verges on…there’s a term for this mental illness but I can’t remember it and google is junked up with unhelpful search results.
…it’s not a term I find I break out often but apparently a sub-set of broadly that mis-appropriated (& often mis-construed) cultural heritage deal is described by some as being a “pretendian“?
…speaking of the irish, though…I mentioned the other day having finally watched the movie about that kneecap trio that are a bit beastie-boys-meets-shankill-road…&…fun fact…when she was in a previous post under a conservative government kemi badenoch denied them a grant for being on record that she & they don’t agree on the home rule thing…&…well…it’s like this, apparently?
…but…fuck me…£14.25k…that’s what she says is equivalent to “giving away the chagos islands”?
…I dont want to say kemi comes off a bit uncle ruckus…even if it does seem like she wouldn’t be necessarily unwilling to don a MAGA cap…but…bit like what I was saying the other day made me fond of chester p…for a bunch of hellraising fenians like the ones sam neil had a problem with in peaky blinders only with more drugs & tracksuits & less waistcoats & shillelaghs…I kinda like them more than I like her?
…they remind me of the satanic temple lot that do stuff like claim the right to have a dioarama by the nativity scene in the lobby of city hall…& think reproductive rights are a thing?
…& kemi…reminds me of…things I find less appealing
…like…how the UK government isn’t even lobbing a few grand at the likes of these
…& maybe it’s not going to do more to fix the troubles than 200 sleeping bags doled out to homeless people in central london for as long as they can hold on to the things solves that annual winter crisis…but it’s like the part where chess went back “normally thursdays” with a bag of stuff people had said they needed the like of & a big thermos & talked to homeless people as he went about doling out the contents before taking an empty bag home with anything left in the thermos…one looks like a thing I don’t have to try to give respect…the other I struggle to…even if my instinctive reaction to whittling the UK down by a kingdom or two is to think it might not do any of its constituent elements the favors they imagine…which ought to make me instinctively ameanable to her whole pitch?
…also…not to sound like a dangerously-dated chris rock…but…like the man said
Oh yes, “Peaky Blinders,” Cillian Murphy, one more reason to learn Irish. Those eyes. Those beautiful blue eyes. Also Irish firebrand Branson from “Downton Abbey” who drags Lady Sybil off to Dublin during the Easter Rebellion. Why not? I’m sure Lady Sybil would have fit right in. Never mind that her family’s acquaintances probably owned half the country because of their lavish and little-visited estates.
Pretty much every white person in St Louis who has had family here since before 1950 claims Irish, Italian, or German descent. Often all 3.
Well, we can fly to Frankfurt of Lufthansa from here but failed to snag the direct route to Dublin on Aer Lingus, so that should tell you who came out on top.
(Couldn’t get the direct route to Vancouver on Air Canada, either, but we still seem to have Toronto at least: Yeah, we’re coming for YOU, Manchu!)
The non-stop to Frankfurt was only added a few years ago after Bayer bought Monsanto as part of the company agreement to make it easier to have execs come and go. Nothing to do with immigration patterns.
I think we’re down to only the 1 daily non-stop to Toronto though. Or maybe there’s 2 but only seasonally?
Yeah, I know but Germany’s still (gonna?) Germany, man!
And I think the flights to Frankfurt started about two and a half years ago, yeah, because I remember that the inaugural one was shortly after I got back from Spain. (I probably wouldn’t have taken it anyway, though, because American at least used the terminal where I could take a Cercanías train and get to the town outside Madrid next to the one where the thing was happening.)
Family values on full display!
do any of the 12 like him?
At least one has gone no-contact with him, if I recall correctly. One of his kids is trans and I’m sure you’ll be shocked to learn Elon was a douche about it.
yeah i had heard about that one
kinda why i doubt any of his kids want anything to do with him
Well I’m willing to bet that none of them live in squalor.
plenty happy people live in squalor
i dont know how many happy people have elmo as a dad
but im betting its fewer despite the money
i rest my case
(i love wonky math)
His trans daughter is dead to him, so if any of the kids aren’t rich, it’s definitely her.
Well I’m not even talking about rich, just not totally destitute.
Oh 100%, none of those offspring are cutting coupons.
no bargain hunting for me…tho we do have black friday nowadays….im always pretty broke this time of year tho…
not that it matters as we already had our own black friday of sorts in may….this being a crapitalist country…the corporations are well aware when everybody gets their annual holiday pay
novembers black friday is just a bonus cash grab
fwiw…….ive come to the conclusion my anti americanism isnt helpful
i dont particularly care… but now ive gotten most of the initial shit out of my system….ill keep it to myself
none of yous deserve to deal with it one top of everything else
so you know…..just my normal snark from here on