TGIF! [DOT 5/4/24]

I hope everyone is having a great day so far!


Actions speak louder than words

Joe Biden calls for ‘immediate ceasefire’ in Gaza and says Israel must protect civilians to keep US support
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/apr/04/israel-us-gaza-joe-biden-benjamin-netanyahu-phone-call

U.S. approved more bombs to Israel on day of World Central Kitchen strikes
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2024/04/04/world-central-kitchen-us-weapons-israel/


Don’t worry, I’m sure he’ll wriggle out of this one too

Trump suffers setbacks in efforts to shut down two of the criminal cases against him
https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/04/politics/trump-classified-documents-georgia-election-interference/index.html


Stonks!

Dow futures are little changed after index notches worst day in more than a year, jobs report looms: Live updates
https://www.cnbc.com/2024/04/04/stock-market-today-live-updates.html


Sprots!

Chiefs’ Rashee Rice was driving Lamborghini in Dallas crash – attorney
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/apr/04/rashee-rice-driving-lamborghini-dallas-chain


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42 Comments

    • Oh, that’s me getting in and out of bed after a bottle of wine….

    • Yeah but they are a bunch of ungrateful bastards!

      • “Turtles: Cats of the Sea”!

  1. Joe will never cut off the flow of money and weapons to Israel. He will get crucified in the media if he does so–especially in an election year–and he knows it.  What’s more, Netanyahu knows it, too. So, Joe will make concerned faces and issue strongly worded statements, but ultimately he will do nothing.

  2. The scam third party No Labels has given up and announced they couldn’t recruit a candidate.

    https://edition.cnn.com/2024/04/04/politics/no-labels-president-unity-ticket/index.html

    They raised tens of millions of dollars, overwhelmingly from rich donors, and did nothing. They got huge amounts of idiotic PR treating them as a viable “centrist” organization, but eventually became so dysfunctional behind the scenes and so obviously a pro-Trump organization that nobody wanted to be associated with them.

    They are run by the married couple Mark Penn and Nancy Jacobson. In the 1990s, Penn was an ally of Dick Morris and also Bill Clinton’s pollster, and pushed for complicated, ineffective and diluted policies and divisive attacks on the party’s progressive wing.

    Hillary Clinton made the fatal mistake of choosing him to lead her 2008 campaign against Obama, and after 2016 Penn became an open backer of Trump.

    And yet somehow to this day No Labels has maintained the “centrist” label. CNN disclosed how even last month the group was pushing its backers to lie about Biden:

    In a private presentation the group has circulated among members and prospective candidates are two claims that No Labels officials say would be damaging to Biden, even as they acknowledge the claims aren’t true: that he is for “open borders” and that he is captive to a “far left” that “wants to abandon Israel” and is “sympathetic to Hamas.”

    Those claims, alongside accusing Biden of overseeing a ballooning national debt, are the best way to appeal to voters, No Labels suggests in slides from their presentation obtained by CNN.

    One official who verified that the slides were accurate — after audibly sighing in frustration as each was described — said these claims were meant as “some themes that Biden should be considering before the State of the Union.”

    The off the record backroom powerpoint with talking points backed with shady polling is a classic example of how DC political consultants operate. It’s exactly how they pitch people like David Brooks, and if you ever wonder why so many print and TV pundits sound the same, it’s because they only talk to the same five people.

    Penn is currently busy generating polls designed to game aggregates like 538. He’s gotten so blatant that some of his clones are finally being dropped. But he’s still raising tons of money from oligarchs and corporations who buy into his fake centrist messaging. He’s not done yet.

    • Well, former Senator Joe Lieberman (I-Cigna/Aetna), co-founder of No Labels, is done, so 2024 hasn’t been entirely awful.

      I was surprised he was only 82. I thought he was about 82 when Al Gore chose him to be his VP pick.

      • The stories about infighting there have been crazy.

        In the political PR world, they’re a classic Pitch ‘n Ditch operation. Penn uses his connections to make a pitch to the press and funders and shows up with a ton of pithy, plausible sounding research that makes him sound reasonable.

        Money gets handed over, stories are written, and only later does reality take over and it turns out he’s completely full of it. But by then he’s long sunce moved on.

        What makes him so potent though is he knows that the world of wannabe intellectuals is driven by myths. Evidence is just something that gets cherry picked to back up the myths, and if you dump enough factoids they don’t understand on them, they’ll think you’re onto something profound.

  3. Oh my drive to work, I passed a pile of green bell peppers on the shoulder of the fast lane.

    I have questions.

    • Every once in while we get a news item about a steer or pig which has escaped from a truck bringing it to its doom. Maybe these made a break for it.

      • Run free my lil friends!

        The opossums and raccoons will get them tonight.

  4. NYC just had an earthquake! Very mild, or maybe the epicenter was very far away, or both, but I did get a little rock-and-rolling here in my secret undisclosed lair.

  5. Earthquake!  We felt it good here in Morrisville PA.

  6. I was wondering if you were quaking in NYC!

  7. Could these assholes be the next to go down?

    https://www.thedailybeast.com/gop-reps-andy-biggs-paul-gosar-subpoenaed-in-arizona-fake-electors-probe

    Speaking of rattling…

    https://www.politico.com/news/2024/04/03/rfk-jr-democrats-third-party-00150497

    and why this is a good thing…

    https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2024/04/rfk-jr-steve-tracy-slepcevic-fundraisers-trump-qanon-january-6-extermists/

  8. Due to Snowmageddon I don’t have a DUAN lined up.  Someone is welcome to fill in if they’d like.

    • Figures. I just bought a fucking elephant and now the price is going to drop.

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