I hear you guys were bereft without me! Hope everyone had a great week and a half. I’m back to like all your comments and do DOTs. I had an awesome time in Spain. Weather was great, food was amazing, I saw Taylor Swift from an unbelievable floor seat. Trump was convicted while I was away…
Flights were easy and on time & I couldn’t have had a better time logistically. All in all, a lovely vacation. Coming back to work on Wednesday was definitely painful.
No way lol
Judge rules Bannon must go to prison by July 1 while appealing contempt case
https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2024/06/05/bannon-prison-hearing-contempt
Whoa
Suspected Gilgo Beach serial killer charged with two more murders
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/jun/06/gilgo-beach-serial-killer
Sprots!
Paolini sweeps past Andreeva, Swiatek beats Gauff: French Open women’s semi-finals – live
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/live/2024/jun/06/french-open-womens-semi-finals-iga-swiatek-coco-gauff-jasmine-paolini-mirra-andreeva-live
Stonks!
U.S. regulators to open antitrust probes into Nvidia, Microsoft and OpenAI
https://www.cnbc.com/2024/06/06/us-regulators-to-open-antitrust-probes-into-nvidia-microsoft-and-openai.html
OMG I love her
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Have an awesome Friday!
…so…err…for funsies(?)(…or in further evidence that I may not be of entirely sound mind first thing in the morning)…I went through this one by jamelle bouie
…& removed as many names & such as I could to sort of text-montage the comments quoted…just to see what it sounded like if you were in a bar where they were all talking over each other…or something…I dunno…but…the result was…well, I found it interesting…so on the off chance anyone else might be weird like that…here it is?
…so…anyway…aside from another demonstration that the topolgy of a cognitively dissonant mental landscape is not bound by mundane physics…it just sometimes amazes me how…but for the transitive property of projection…they can get *so close*?
…so…maybe this is just me doing that…but despite being pretty close to a thing that’s been said in so many ways so many times it’s sort of tautologous to mention…I thought he put this part quite well this time?
…he closes by talking about how a chunk at the base of his base are motivated by fear & links to some stuff about evangelicals…& in between he outlines enough of the shenanigans they’ve hit on by retro-engineering claims to make in order to produce “counter-moves” so they can pretend they represent the famous “checks & balances”…& the whole thing is pretty solid if you can shrug off the gut punch because they’re all hits that first landed before you clicked through to this rendition…but…I may be letting the UK campaign season get to me…because it does rather loom at me that maybe the sense in which more & more people are willing to say they think “they” are in charge & from “our” point of view the game is unwinnable…in the sense that the best case scenario is that the least worst person prevails but the least worst option remains a losing proposition on more of the things you’d vote *for* than not…if you want to get people to switch horses mid-stream…or mid-firehose-of-bullshit
…it almost feels like the pitch you’re working against is “they’re coming for us all in the end but these people will come for the likes of us last”…which is certainly an end-times sort of a mindset…& somehow you need to scale a massive cognitive overhang while carrying a full load of “they already came for you over & over & every time they said they were saving you”
…I dunno…ignore me…but the ways that the coverage has been going in an election where rishi seemingly can’t stop stepping on rakes nobody made him step on…& nige’s lot are getting a market share in a lot of the baked in shit that stacks the odds in the favor of the (by local lights) right…even though actually putting reform in parliament would very much be like looking at MAGA reps in the US & saying “oh, yeah – that looks loads better, gimme some of that”…the common denominators of this stuff keeping pushing the envelope for lowest of the low?
I wonder why Canadians felt the need to go to Florida in the heat to protest abortion, when they could have just joined their countrymen (countryfolk? Is that a word?) in deepest, most Catholic Québec or Alberta or somewhere. Sasky? That’s crazy too, isn’t it? You never hear much about Manitoba but I’m sure that’s full of freaks.
Speaking of being full of freaks, we had our Board meeting last night. It was everything I could have wanted. It was like my own private “Real Housewives” episode. It went on for three hours, and there are only 50 apartments in this building, but people had insights.
The best part, for me, was before the pandemic this lunatic (I call him an Auntie, because he’s a bitchy old Queen, like I can be sometimes) slipped onto the Board because no one else was interested. That Board, that we lived with for five or six years, installed a figurehead president but Auntie was really running things. No votes, no nothing, unilateral decisions for our own good, just like living under Handsy Andy.
They, like any good Republican, kept the monthly payments stable by deferring costs while at the same time ladling out cash to—not to a defense contractor, but to a lawyer and an accountant. Now it’s come to bite us in the ass. Both were/are known to the Auntie. Neither are still receiving money from this building (or anywhere else, presumably.)
My popcorn was a huge hit and at some point someone said, “Where is Auntie? He should be here to answer for himself!” And I stood up and waved my cane and said, “I know where he is. He never leaves his apartment except to harangue the door people. I’ll get him.”
But Better Half intervened so I resumed my seat. It was an interesting seating situation, because it was like a little auditorium with a main seating set-up but then along the side wall there were a few chairs so that’s where I set up shop, for easy access and egress. Luckily I had perfected my Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced “Bou-Quet”) scowl of contempt so, in my Marcel Marceau-like silence, I could communicate my withering scorn about all of this.
I cannot recommend condo/co-op living highly enough.
…ok…so now I’m imagining a scene out of parks & rec with the parks & the rec swapped out for an HOA bureaucracy…which is entirely more entertaining than the thing I’d been mulling over about ways to compare dotard-brand mobsterism with mafia-brand mobsterism & what the appeal is when it reaches the level of fetishization
…so…thank you for that
…but…on the first part…my guess is that those sorts of groups get parachuted into odd locations because the whole thing is framed as more or less being a missionary posting?
…I know a few times I’ve been surprised in not-the-US to have some mormon teen with a southern accent randomly knock on the door…which is a good deal more innocuous…but my guess is that they know what kind of baggage they’d accrue trying to do the same thing locally…but can tell themselves that doesn’t matter when they’re out among the heathens from whom they shall be delivered once they’ve endured their time in purgatory…& they know miami is in florida & clearly that means the whole state is basically sodom & gomorrah & the acerbic lady is devil-sent to test their faith
…she’s not wrong, though…they look like a pitiful bunch who don’t really understand what they’ve got themselves into?
Speaking of the Mormons, have you ever seen “The Book of Mormon”? I have, of course.
…I did go to that one time, as it happens…& greatly enjoyed it…the “fuck you, god” song is probably my favorite bit but it was all pretty good
…for that matter there’s a couple of episodes of south park that go to town on the mormons…& they’re also pretty great & have at least one good musical number about what-his-name & the tablet translation & how his mrs clearly knew it was a load of bollocks…the chorus is “dumb, dumb-dumb dumb, dumb”…except the times the verse is about her & it switches to “smart, smart-smart smart, smart”
…but at least one of them ends with the kids being all “it’s clearly utter nonsense…but they’re really nice & I kinda wish life was more theirs”…which was unusually gracious for the lads who wrote that stuff…generally they don’t show that kind of mercy to their targets?
I have this weird feeling that one of the South Park guys is ex-LDS. They’re obsessed. There’s the Jewish family, who are treated with kid gloves, but then the Mormons…their Republicanism, maybe?
I will bore you further.
So, the super was there, which he really shouldn’t have been, because we talk about his and the staff’s compensation and the super is actually the boss of all the building staff. So, that was a little weird. He’s involved in a little feud with this jackass owner (again, 50 apartments, not everyone showed up) so he had thoughtfully laid in crates of bottled water. When the jackass started speaking the super took out his box cutter and started ripping open the crates of bottled water and distributing, much to the audience’s delight. It was quite loud. I love our super. He walks Faithful Hound sometimes.
I happened to be seated next to a very erudite fellow neighbor/friend who knows about the French Revolution. I said to her, “You know, we used to be part of the Ancien Régime. The boards and committees, now all shut down. [Auntie and his henchmen- and -women] came in and all was chaos. I wonder for what?”
“Boredom. Shit-stirring. Petty power-mongering. Who knows. But for every revolution there’s a counter-revolution, and it seems like he’s going to be marched to the guillotine, like Robespierre. Can I steal some of your popcorn?”
“I don’t want him beheaded, although I would watch that. He and his mentally ill co-dependent should just get their own house, or town house, and stop pretending that this whole building is their boarding house and we’re down on our luck tenants looking for agricultural day labor jobs like in ‘The Grapes of Wrath.'”
“They’ll be gone soon enough, Mattie. Be patient.”
That should be the new tourism campaign because there is literally nothing else to attract people to visit.
Manitoba: It’s full of freaks.
The fundies go there because that’s where the action is. They believe there is hope in US Amercia to permanently stop abortion whereas we heathen Canadians are just going to burn in hell with the spirit of dead feeti here.
Not many people here want to engage anti-bortion types, not because we’re polite but mostly because they don’t need the attention.
There were a couple of old geezers that protested abortions at the hospital where my friend was dying of cancer. They liked to hit the pedestrian light to stop traffic to get folks to pay attention to their message. All they did was set off road rage prone drivers. I casually flipped them the bird when I was right beside them. The next time it rained I hit the puddle next to them.
I hate to type it, but that person’s voice sounds like MTG…
Fotos o no sucedió nada de eso.
(Well, not really, but you know what I mean, Meg. . . .)
The Southern Baptist Convention makes a bold step into 1971.
https://apple.news/AnQjLeTwWRMKCbMTS-mrB5w
Paywall, dude. Paywall.
…it loaded for me but there was more than one re-direct from the apple news bit & I forget off the top of my head what weird & wonderful combo of browser extensions & VPNs & assorted nonsense might have had to do with that…but…it was this, if I’m not mistaken
https://www.tennessean.com/story/news/religion/2024/06/05/southern-baptist-convention-sbc-women-ministry-pastors-meeting-indianapolis/73717451007/
…& the archive.ph version would be
https://archive.ph/l69Eg
That’s a great article, and it goes into a lot of detail about how the reactionaries are pushing back:
The Southern Baptists are facing some parallel problems to the Catholic Church. They have been torn up recently by revelations of massive sexual abuse scandals by church leadership. They are facing serious problems in terms of membership as members drop out due to lack of interest, or occasional poaching by more charismatic churches. And they’re also losing members – like the women described in this article – feel alienated by the hard core ideologues in power.
The national political press likes to talk about conservative Christians as if they’re an amorphous blob, but there are some serious storylines they could be following if they weren’t so clueless.
…not to mention that trying to turn around a declining congregation by excising parishes from the count is…well, I’d say it was counter-productive but it clearly results in exactly the product they’re addicted to
…pretty sure a denomination or two in the CoE spectrum had some similar problems with women being priests & the bits of the christian church that hail from the african continent posting bigger attendance numbers that meant at a “policy” level they couldn’t afford to not get crazy with it?
What the Southern Baptist and Catholic reactionaries don’t get is that a big part of their membership struggles are due to problems getting good pastors and priests in front of congregations. But you’re right that the leadership is scared of growth if it means any kind of change.
Which is stupid because a shrunking core creates change all the same.
…pretty much…in so far as I follow the liturgical underpinnings…they start with “we’re getting less people showing up, we need more”, find out that if they let the women have some sway they get more people & that some of those are full of vim & vigor & have been banking suggestions & observations about what hasn’t been working for long enough to have quite a stockpile
…& those aren’t the numbers they want their ranks swelled by…so they take refuge in bunkum with prodigious quantities of brylcream slicking back the fringe component…& the next thing you know you have “complementarianism”
…gotta wonder…in a complementarianist analysis…do you think a woman counts as + or – 3/5 of a man
…whichever way you stack it…that’s not the leap of faith for me?
I’m glad I didn’t have police at my school when I graduated.
It’s not a thing here.
Welcome home @MegMegMcGee! We were bereft without you!
Welcome back MMM. I hope the backstage visit with Taylor and Travis met your expectations.
The mess with top exec Will Lewis and the Washington Post gets dumber and dumberer. David Folkenflik of NPR has reported that Lewis twice tried to get the Post’s former top editor Sally Buzbee to kill stories discussing his involvement in cases in the UK involving Murdoch and illegal newsgathering.
Buzbee was suddenly replaced recently in favor of two Lewis cronies.
https://www.npr.org/2024/06/07/nx-s1-4995105/washington-post-will-lewis-tries-to-kill-story-buzbee
What’s more, Folkenflik described how Lewis tried to get him to kill reporting too, offering him in exchange an exclusive interview on the Post’s future strategy. Folkenflik told him no.
The NY Times to their credit has picked up on the story. Which makes sense from a number of angles, but in an era where they’ve happily assigned Jeremey Peters to blow smokescreens for Elon Musk, couldn’t be taken for granted.
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/06/06/business/media/washington-post-will-lewis-npr.html
This PR tactic by Lewis, by the way, is straight out of the tabloid playbook. When the National Enquirer got news of one of Bill Cosby’s rapes, they ended up killing the story in exchange for an unusual level of access to write stories on other, non-criminal subjects.
One of the stupid things about Lewis is that in the meantime he’s offered nothing but vague ideas about how he would make the Post profitable, suggesting some kind of expansion into AI assisted stories outside of usual journalism would = dollars, because…. reasons? The Washington Post would be the winner in a wildly competitive field because of… why?
In the meantime, he seems determined to throw away one of the few edges the Post has, which is a decent brand and a still effective corps of reporters. He’s attacked his newsroom and been personally dismissive of them, and he was somehow naive enough to think they wouldn’t start leaking to other outlets about him.
He’s looking more and more like Chris Licht every day.
I saw a reference yesterday to how WaPo was being Spanfellered. Seems appropriate.
Evangelicals who use kids like that as props fucking enrage me. The kids are just doing what their parents tell them to do, which basically makes this a form of child abuse. Those kids have no agency in this situation. They’re being ordered around, and it’s entirely likely they’ve been threatened by parents/church to keep them in line. I’ve been in similar though less extreme situations, and it’s only gotten worse since I was a teenager.
“Victims of NATO aggression!”
https://archive.li/uJFFs
Look, Antifa w/ a Nazi!
This is fucking great news!
https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/06/media/alex-jones-assets-sandy-hook/index.html
…not being funny…but
…so…the house of saud can strategically shave a monkey, slap a suit on it & call it jared…& then when they do a deal that furthers the goals of russia & generally foments discontent while siphoning cash out of a relatively small national economy to squirt it into already well-padded accounts…you can describe it as a deal with “a reputable US company”?
…& there weren’t any thunderbolts & nobody wound up smote?
…this is why I’m skeptical about the existence of deities
If any other country did this, we would be outraged & calling for sanctions.
https://truthout.org/articles/israel-has-used-white-phosphorus-on-17-towns-in-lebanon-since-october/
The US used it in populated parts of Iraq not too long ago…
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/checkpoint/wp/2017/06/09/u-s-led-forces-appear-to-be-using-white-phosphorous-in-populated-areas-in-iraq-and-syria/
…yeah…it’s banned* because its use is never to be countenanced** because of the thing where you can’t morally justify it
* – [except for, you know, the times we made those munitions for, obvs…duh]
** – [so, once you’ve checked to see if this time qualifies for the above exception, which you should absolutely always do first…then you never countenance it]