Hi, friends!
Tonight’s theme is The Audacity.
AKA when something is noticed/experienced/said etc where you’re like the fucking audacity.
Two silly things for me lately —
- The audacity of that motherfucking mosquito to land directly on my face. No, no. No I totally did not smack my own face in a quick reaction to kill it. (I did, so there’s that at least.)
- The audacity of my chin hairs. Like many women, I have unwanted chin hairs that I need to tweeze. A few of them have decided to give up and turn gray but those jerks can’t just decide to die. The Audacity!
Greg Abbott.  I don’t know why Biden doesn’t just start cutting off Federal funding to Texas.
The wingnut branch of the Supreme Court. Taking bribes and giving gift rulings.
“Fortune Favors the Bold/Brave”
-Pliny the Elder who said this to the crew of his transport ship on the way to Pompey during the eruption of Vesuvius before he allegedly died of asphyxiation from volcanic gas.
“No, it doesn’t.”
-Survivors of Pliny the Elder’s ship.
Yum, I love Pliny the Eder!
Pliny the Younger:Â “Ok uncle, if you want to go see that directly… cool cool cool. Me and my friends are gonna wait on a boat in the harbor.”
Jason Aldean. He could have said something along the lines of “Yeah, I didn’t know about that location and shooting that video there was kind of fucked up.” Even if it was a lie. Instead he issues non-denial denials, plays the victim, and doubles down on being horrible.
You’re welcome.
https://www.riverfronttimes.com/music/st-louis-musician-who-kicked-jason-aldean-in-the-balls-tells-all-40508418
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Give this guy a medal!
That’s completely on purpose and on brand.
I just read that Steely Dan recorded a jingle for Schlitz in 1972, and Schlitz had the audacity to leave it on the shelf.
https://www.stereogum.com/2231031/another-lost-steely-dan-track-has-been-unearthed-and-its-a-schlitz-beer-jingle/news/
That’s bizarre but cool jingle.
The audacity of the assholes at work not to know beforehand to change my schedule to start 11 minutes later so that my ass wouldn’t be late today.
Ridiculous. So rude of them!