The Browns (Who Definitely Killed Deadspin) Are Not Having a Good Time

EAST RUTHERFORD, NEW JERSEY - SEPTEMBER 16: Odell Beckham Jr. #13 of the Cleveland Browns reacts to New York Jets fans before the game at MetLife Stadium on September 16, 2019 in East Rutherford, New Jersey. (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images)

The Browns had one last opportunity Sunday to drag their record kicking and screaming over the .500 mark. Unfortunately, they ran into the buzzsaw that is Lamar Jackson and the Baltimore Ravens. The Browns actually had the audacity to make the game seem close for a minute, but then Lamar Jackson Lamar Jackson’d all over the Browns, scoring two touchdowns in less than two minutes before the half and then essentially never looking back.

The Browns very briefly tried to make it a game, with Odell Beckham Jr catching a touchdown to bring the score to 24-15. Kitchens called for a two-point conversion, which failed, because Browns. Then this happened.

This comes a week after Jarvis Landry also blew up at Kitchens, and in a game that officialy eliminated the Browns for playoffs. Not only that, it guaranteed the Browns yet another lost season without inching over .500.

Before you feel bad for them, though, just remember that a very considerate sports post about the Browns killed your favorite website dead.

So fuck the Browns. I hope they lose by a million next week, and you should too.

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  1. If you’re a Browns fan, you need them to lose in a laugher. Maybe it’ll force their hand in firing Kitchens, who was in over his head immediately upon taking the job. They get a coach in there that knows how to handle egos, and can exercise some semblance of control, they might actually have a chance to win more than 7 games.

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