The Marvel Cinematic Universe, ranked

They made 23 of these bad boys!

Seriously, people, stay home and watch some damn movies!

1. The Avengers

2. Black Panther

3. Avengers: Endgame

4. Thor: Ragnarok

5. Iron Man

6. Avengers: Infinity War

7. Guardians of the Galaxy

8. Captain America: Winter Soldier 

9. Captain America: Civil War

10. Captain America: The First Avenger

11. Spider-Man: Homecoming

12. Captain Marvel

13. Doctor Strange

14. Spider-Man: Far From Home

15. Ant-Man

16. The Avengers: Age of Ultron

17. Ant-Man and the Wasp

18. Iron Man 3

19. Thor

20. Guardians of the Galaxy 2

21. Iron Man 2

22. The Incredible Hulk

23. Getting hit by a CGI bus

24. Thor 2: The Dark World

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      • Thor 2 also completely wasted Christopher Eccleston by burying him under makeup and bad CGI, and giving him horrible dialogue. I don’t know why they would take an actor with the same kind of energy as Tom Hiddleston and turn him into such a zero.

        They did something similar with Carrie Coon in Infinity War. Why hire someone who can create a really interesting character and then put them in such a dull role?

    • One thing I realized as I was putting this together: The direct sequels were generally the worst movies in the bunch! Other than Winter Soldier, they’re all near the bottom. And I really didn’t like GOTG2; felt like they tried to do too much with it.

      • Fair. Doing too much is generally true of all of the sequels, too. First movie — tell the origin, include an adventure. Once the character and origin is built, they typically pad the sequel to make up 2.5 hours. The vast majority of the sequels would be better if they trimmed a half-hour from each. That’s true of a lot of movies now, though. People want to feel like they’re getting their $15 worth, and it makes for bloated movies.

      • Spiderman Homecoming was more of a followup than a sequel, I guess, since he was a supporting character in Civil War. But if you squint hard it’s a sequel, and it’s really well done.

  1. …well…I mean that’s completely wrong…obviously…but to be really certain exactly how wrong I’ll obviously need to re-watch all of them & take exhaustive notes…then there’ll probably have to be some collating & comparing of notes…perhaps some arbitrary assignment of weighted values to allow for spurious statistical analysis…& finally the objectively correct ranking would presumably reveal itself

    …the dark world isn’t making it past that bus, though

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