Things that make you go EW [NOT 17/7/22]

Hi, friends!

I hope your weekend went well. Tonight’s theme is stuff that makes you cringe a little. Or a lot.

I like to watch the facebook fake tiktoks (reels? I think), and one of the things I saw a ton of this weekend was people doing food prep in wooden bowls. Specifically involving raw meats. And I know you can safely use wooden bowls if correctly treated and sanitized, but also ewwwww that involves a lot of trust.

Also, why can’t preteens brush their teeth? Like I understand why parents get to the point of the kid is old enough to manage basic hygiene so fuck it, but also I was around a friend’s thirteen year old kid and wow that boy had the most disgusting front teeth that I was like do you need a file at this point?

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  1. Hand hygiene is a BIG one for me. I’m 100% with you,** on that “no meat touching wooden tools in the kitchen” thing!

    Also; If you’re gonna have long nails, clean under your fingernails!!!

    I’m weird, I know, on my opinions about fingernails (sometimes I’m unreasonably grossed out by natural, long nails–i don’t quite know why!)… but I WILL think you are a NASTY, gross person, if you have long nails and the area under your nails, at the tips of your fingers, carries a line of grey/brown/black-ish sludge allllll the time!!!

    I will question your morals (unreasonably!), question the ways you were raised, I *WILL* question (to myself!) whether or not you ever bathe properly, and I will trust NOTHING that comes out of your kitchen!!!

    Because if you’re inattentive enough *to NOT notice that grossness*?!?!?

    I’ma suspect you’re *also* inattentive when it comes to basic food safety!🤔🤨🧐

     

    **You here being the “general” form of you–not any one, specific, person!!😉💖

    • And on an unrelated/only tangentially-related note, I was sad to discover today, that the Chowhound website apparently shuttered back in March😕💔

      Somehow, I’d missed it–i only found out, because I was reading a Buzzfeed article, that led me to Reddit’s Kitchen Confidential board… where I found the r/castiron board…

      Someone on the cast iron board asked a question about re-starting a vintage pan, so I tried to look up *my* old go-to, when it came to cast iron & enameled cast iron pans–Chowhound’s cookware board…

      Then I discovered this;

      https://www.chowhound.com/

      and felt nearly as adrift as I did, back when we lost GT for good…

      That was the place, where I learned so much about cookware, knives, food safety, and alllll the good local places to eat & shop.

      It was also the place where amazing folks like Sam Fujisaka & Jfood regaled us with fabulous food & cooking stories, and where Sam “Live(d) in a Magic House”... (the reason why tonight’s topic reminded me *immediately* of losing Chowhound!)

      There was SO MUCH really great information on those old boards!

      Between the lost information, and the fact that there are definitely beloved former/regular Chowhounds who’ve since died–but whose writing *was* still around on the site for folks to go back, re-read, & think of them fondly (like the great, cantankerous, & sometimes incorrigible Sam F)… it’s just a bit bittersweet, that there isn’t a better way to keep that info existing💖

    • I differ juuuuust a bit from you on this, Manchu!

      They don’t make me go “Ew!” as much as they make me stabby!

      (and I sometimes have to walk away, so that the pen in my hair–or any other sharp objects nearby–don’t end up pinning their hand to the table, so I no longer have to hear *that noise*!😉)

      • I get all twitchy with open mouth chewers, but it takes a while before I want to go stabby.  My dad immediately goes insane (like you.)

        He hated it when I chewed with my mouth open (which wasn’t easy when I had adenoids and had a hard time breathing through my nose which might explain why he was so gungho on the operation.)  I always check to see if I’m making sounds.

        One thing that used to drive me nuts about my 4 year old boy trapped in a 40 year old man former housemate was how he ate chicken wings.  It basically sounded like he was fucking them. I couldn’t stay in the same room with him more than 10 minutes if he was there eating chicken wings.

    • Oh, agreed. I think the tiktok/facebook video etc people use wood bowls for the aesthetic though and I’m like great a bunch of dipshits out there are going to assume it’s fine.

      They’re beautiful bowls though, I definitely see the aesthetic appeal. My grandma had a set of woven looking wood bowls from who knows what decade and we loved them for fruit salad. 🙂

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