…mornin’ all…& welcome to today’s installment of “do we have to?”
Over the past decade, the focus on AI in Chinese society and digital culture has grown. Since the Covid-19 outbreak, AI implementations in schools, office buildings and factories have rolled out in fast forward.
AI facial recognition is employed in everything from public security to payment technology; smart glasses and helmets make it easier for many workers to perform their tasks; and intelligent robots have become a common sight in China’s service industry, in malls, restaurants, and banks.
There seemed little doubt over who would win the tech race between the eagle and the dragon; but then came ChatGPT.
It took months for China to launch its own alternative, models that seemed to lag behind their western variants in multiple ways. Even the minister of science and technology acknowledged that China’s chatbots were struggling against their US competition and Chinese internet users were left asking why – given that China was meant to dominate the AI era.
Experts and bloggers proposed different answers: some suggested China was not the first to launch a ChatGPT-like product because tech startups in China tend to focus on fast applications rather than lengthy research and development. Others said that language model training in China was harder due to the rich and complex nature of the language.
But many seemed to agree that it was the political sensitivities and the Chinese online environment – which is closely monitored and subjected to censorship – making development of ChatGPT-like platforms more challenging in China.In the summer of 2023, Chinese authorities proposed rules for generative AI, mandating that AI-generated content, whether images or text, must align with the “core values of socialism” and must not undermine state authority, harm national unity or spread false information. AI service providers were also mandated to prevent users from becoming too dependent on their services.
But does all of this mean that China’s AI revolution is losing momentum? Not at all.
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Thanks to new AI technology, business owners can now purchase their own deepfake influencers to work and sell for them at all hours of the day, offering unprecedented opportunities to small Chinese entrepreneurs. The popularity of these deepfakes exploded on e-commerce streaming platforms in 2023.New digital employees can not only answer customers’ questions but also gauge if they are smiling, knowing when to keep their answers short. One such digital avatar was named employee of the year at a Chinese real estate developer.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/jan/09/in-the-race-for-ai-supremacy-china-and-the-us-are-travelling-on-entirely-different-tracks
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Meanwhile, Chinese authorities are working with big tech companies to make Communist party messages as appealing and accessible as possible to Chinese people of all ages. State newspaper the People’s Daily has introduced a virtual presenter.
…&…call me a block-quoting hypocrite…but…I have a sneaking suspicion that the not-making-scads-of-cash-off-it aspect of my approach to fair use probably has a lot to do with not getting sued by the NYT…the not being a world famous brand name trying to be the google of AI probably factors in there too…in a security-through-obscurity sort of a way
The developer OpenAI has said it would be impossible to create tools like its groundbreaking chatbot ChatGPT without access to copyrighted material, as pressure grows on artificial intelligence firms over the content used to train their products.
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Last month, the New York Times sued OpenAI and Microsoft, which is a leading investor in OpenAI and uses its tools in its products, accusing them of “unlawful use” of its work to create their products.In a submission to the House of Lords communications and digital select committee, OpenAI said it could not train large language models such as its GPT-4 model – the technology behind ChatGPT – without access to copyrighted work.
“Because copyright today covers virtually every sort of human expression – including blogposts, photographs, forum posts, scraps of software code, and government documents – it would be impossible to train today’s leading AI models without using copyrighted materials,” said OpenAI in its submission, first reported by the Telegraph.
…I’ll skip past the part where that pronouncement seems to be almost wholly dependent on your definition of terms…but…& you don’t have to have read nearly as many sci fi books of potentially dubious quality as I have to know that one of the mainstays of the sort of AI we don’t have but a lot of people like to think would be pretty neat to have about the place…along with their hoverboards, lightsabers & flying cars…is that once it has access to “the internet” we assume it’s working from a database of the entire sum of human knowledge & has the ability to understand all of it as well as anyone up to & including the most expert mind available…which is right handy if you’re an author looking to inject a little exposition or in need of a deus in machina…or whatever…& that makes it easy for people to follow the general line of reasoning that says “if you tell us no then you never get *the thing*”…but…in a dismally prosaic fashion…the whole business seems…in context…to be a negotiation about the price point for the licensing arrangements rather than the grand principles or the speculative fiction goalposts getting invoked
It added that limiting training materials to out-of-copyright books and drawings would produce inadequate AI systems: “Limiting training data to public domain books and drawings created more than a century ago might yield an interesting experiment, but would not provide AI systems that meet the needs of today’s citizens.”
…they’re…not necessarily wrong, as it goes…vanishingly few of us can, when you consider how long it takes to become an expert in any of the myriad ways that people are with regard to this or that, claim to have really done the work…we rely on one of the “value-added” aspects of a whole host of stuff being that the homework did get done by the folks that produced it…& if you think of the less artificial version of chat…it’s always possible the conversation includes someone who did buy & read the NYT…& whose mind can serve up responses that include that in the datasets from which they are…organically…derived…& we wouldn’t think it made sense for them to wind up owing the NYT some sort of commission-style micro-payment as a result…&…if we didn’t have search engines the internet would be even less navigable than it is…so…if we want AI to be able to include being a natural language interface that can do the tech-y lifting for us…it’s not an entirely specious argument to admit that the economies of scale involved do that “approaching but never quite reaching infinity” thing I’m pretty sure mathematicians have a name for…that I’m too human & lazy to bother looking up right now…& very possibly make it impossible to not go bust implementing before you get to the promised land that makes it all worth while…you know…barring accidents
Elsewhere in its House of Lords submission, in response to a question about AI safety, OpenAI said it supported independent analysis of its security measures. The submission said it backed “red-teaming” of AI systems, where third-party researchers test the safety of a product by emulating the behaviour of rogue actors.
OpenAI is among the companies that have agreed to work with governments on safety testing their most powerful models before and after their deployment, after an agreement struck at a global safety summit in the UK last year.
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2024/jan/08/ai-tools-chatgpt-copyrighted-material-openai
…but…whether you think it’s all window dressing for the operative bottom line…or the end is some sort of quasi-religious reward for blind faith in the power of progress that will produce a machine capable of saving humanity & its autonomous cosmic ark from…well…us lot…or you trust WaPo’s shortlist that ran the other day of the half a dozen cases lining up to be the textbook examples of how we call the balls & strikes on the former in keeping with our thoughts on the latter…while praying the line we’re taking follows aristotle’s golden mean & isn’t in fact merely a yellow-brick road
[…not for nothing but a couple are federal cases against google for antitrust stuff…but…do we want search results based on not having looked everywhere…& if not…could we maybe…I dunno…look into whether or not it’s helpful to have the results of the same search made by different people…or, hell, the same damn person on two different devices…or two different browsers…or two different search engines…be entirely different…mostly I tend to think in some ways that’s a good thing & in others it’s not…but that it wouldn’t really be a problem if people understood the tools well enough to be able to fit them to the tasks they’re good at…&…historically…humans aren’t exactly built that way for the most part]
…or…maybe a primrose path
Judge in Trump election subversion case targeted by fake 911 ‘swatting’ call [Guardian]
‘Designed to terrorize’: Maine official who removed Trump from ballot describes recent threats [Guardian]
…uh huh…cool, cool, cool…it’s the principle of the thing, you say?
As the mother of an 8-year-old, and as someone who’s spent the past year experimenting with generative A.I., I’ve thought a lot about the connection between interacting with one and with the other. I’m not alone in this. A paper published in August in the journal Nature Human Behaviour explained how, during its early stages, an artificial intelligence model will try lots of things randomly, narrowing its focus and getting more conservative in its choices as it gets more sophisticated. Kind of like what a child does. “A.I. programs do best if they start out like weird kids,” writes Alison Gopnik, a developmental psychologist.
I am less struck, however, by how these tools acquire facts than by how they learn to react to new situations. It is common to describe A.I. as being “in its infancy,” but I think that’s not quite right. A.I. is in the phase when kids live like tiny energetic monsters, before they’ve learned to be thoughtful about the world and responsible for others. That’s why I’ve come to feel that A.I. needs to be socialized the way young children are — trained not to be a jerk, to adhere to ethical standards, to recognize and excise racial and gender biases. It needs, in short, to be parented.
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It’s not enough to simply tell children what the output should be. You have to create a system of guidelines — an algorithm — that allows them to arrive at the correct outputs when faced with different inputs, too. The parentally programmed algorithm I remember best from my own childhood is “do unto others as you would have done unto you.” It teaches kids how, in a range of specific circumstances (query: I have some embarrassing information about the class bully; should I immediately disseminate it to all of my other classmates?), they can deduce the desirable outcome (output: no, because I am an unusually empathetic first grader who would not want another kid to do that to me). Turning that moral code into action, of course, is a separate matter.Trying to imbue actual code with something that looks like moral code is in some ways simpler and in other ways more challenging. A.I.s are not sentient (though some say they are), which means that no matter how they might appear to act, they can’t actually become greedy, fall prey to bad influences or seek to inflict on others the trauma they have suffered. They do not experience emotion, which can reinforce both good and bad behavior. But just as I learned the Golden Rule because my parents’ morality was heavily shaped by the Bible and the Southern Baptist culture we lived in, the simulated morality of an A.I. depends on the data sets it is trained on, which reflect the values of the cultures the data is derived from, the manner in which it’s trained and the people who design it. This can cut both ways. As the psychologist Paul Bloom wrote in The New Yorker, “It’s possible to view human values as part of the problem, not the solution.”
…we sometimes like to call the less consciously determined operations of our brains instinctive…& everyone knows any detective worth their salt follows their gut…but…we also call that strata of our mental geology “sub-conscious”…which…seems like a term you could apply to a dolled-up mechanical turk we’ve elected to dub “intelligent”…not that I imagine anything about any of that would be significant or anything…non-artificial intelligences routinely mistake tone or misinterpret nuance, anyway…so what does it matter if there’s already a surplus of purportedly autonomous things laying claim to intelligence they neither model nor display…I’m sure it’ll be fine…dumbass assholes who aren’t nearly as clever as they think they are haven’t caused us any major upsets thus far in human…sorry…*checks notes*…uhhhhh…never mind…moving swiftly on
A similar dynamic emerges when A.I.s that have not been designed to tell only the truth calculate that lying is the best way to fulfill a task. Learning to lie as a means to an end is a normal developmental milestone that children usually reach by age 4. (Mine learned to lie much earlier than that, which I took to mean he is a genius.) That said, when my kid lies, it’s usually about something like doing 30 minutes of reading homework in four and a half minutes. I don’t worry about broader global implications. When A.I.s do it, on the other hand, the stakes can be high — so much so that experts have recommended new regulatory frameworks to assess these risks. Thanks to another journal paper on the topic, the term “bot-or-not law” is now a useful part of my lexicon.
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I’m not an A.I. pessimist generally. My p(doom) estimate — the probability that A.I.s will be the end of us — is relatively low. Five percent maybe. Eight on days when an A.I.-powered autocorrection tool inserts appalling typos into my work. I believe A.I. can relieve humans of a lot of tedious things we can’t or don’t want to do, and can enhance technologies we need to solve hard problems. And I know that the more accessible large language model applications become, the more possible it will be to enable them to parse moral dilemmas. The tech will become more mature, in both senses.But for now, it still needs adult supervision, and whether the adults in the room are equipped to do that is up for debate. Just look at how viciously we fight over how to socialize real children — whether, for example, access to a wide array of library books is good or bad. The real danger is not that A.I.s become sentient and destroy us all; it’s that we may not be equipped to parent them because we’re not mature enough ourselves.
I Finally Figured Out Who ChatGPT Reminds Me Of [NYT]
…gotta love people…we just can’t seem to help ourselves…we talk about one thing & then argue that means we did or didn’t say this or that about an entirely different thing the shape of which is easier to handle to our way of thinking…& self-appointed “authorities” feel the need to tell everyone who’ll listen that not only can a thing only mean one thing but they’re here to tell us all what that one thing is…just in case…I dunno…we might fail to see things their way & inadvertently stumble into understanding something about the world that eludes their blinkered view of what they consider to be a didactic reality…that…just like literally everybody else’s…only exists the way they think it does within the confines of their mind…but…if we start carving up the infinite distinctions between the intersubjective & the objective…we’ll be here all day…& I haven’t got all day…so…much as I’d consider it a legitimate recreational pursuit…I’d best be in search of the point I assume some bit of my mind was presumably driving at when it started typing this morning
These are the men that try The Times’s soul.
With the disreputable Donald Trump challenging the disfavored President Biden, the 2024 race has become the embodiment of Oscar Wilde’s witticism about fox hunting: “the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible.”
Bleeding young and nonwhite voters, the president finally heeded Democrats urging him to “get out there,” as Nancy Pelosi put it, and throw some haymakers at Trump.
Biden flew to Pennsylvania on Friday to visit Valley Forge and make a pugnacious speech invoking an earlier moment when we were fighting against despotism and clinging to a dream of a democracy.
In a discontented winter during the American Revolution, George Washington tried to inspire his downtrodden troops at Valley Forge by having Thomas Paine’s “The American Crisis” read to them.
“These are the times that try men’s souls,” Paine wrote, adding, “Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered.”
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If we bow down to a wannabe dictator who loves dictators, who echoes the language of Nazi Germany, who egged on the mob on Jan. 6 and then rewrote the facts to “steal history” just as he tried to steal the election, Biden wondered, what does that say about who we are?Rejecting Trump’s campaign of grievance, vengeance, malignance and connivance, the president said, “We never bow. We never bend. We speak of possibilities — not carnage. We’re not weighed down by grievances. We don’t foster fear. We don’t walk around as victims.”
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/06/opinion/trump-biden-election.html
…ummm…*checks notes*…if that were a ChatGPT-generated response I’d be tempted to call it a hallucination…I mean…I’m not blind to at least many of the ways in which you might arrive at crafting it as a statement designed to have the desired effect on the listeners you’re hoping to target it towards…& a bunch of those include a host of internalized examples of wishful thinking & delusional but fond beliefs in things like exceptionalism or the power of the ruggedly individualistic approach to cherry-picking from the menu vis à vis who has to hold up which end of what social-contract-wise…I’d even expect that as a baseline even the average person would in fact be able to instinctively parse that stuff to the point of being able to claim they “get” what the man was saying…but…& I can’t help getting a tad hung up on this part…even if enough of those minds were to bounce that off one another in a sufficient profusion of ways in a sufficient profusion of places to mean their eavesdropping artificial counterpart can brute force a simulacrum of engaging in the same exercise via…effectively…the pattern-recognition version of a brute-force attempt at code-breaking…well…it keeps tripping me up…call it a signal:noise issue…or degradation…think of a moderately intelligent mind as a master copy…as that understanding becomes further & further removed from the mind that did the original understanding to be passed off as the understanding of others…you get…fidelity issues…interpolated artifacts that weren’t part of the original…& an inverted ratio between claims of certainty & the underlying reality…but then, I’m implicitly biased…what with thinking it’s almost always more interesting to ask someone why they think something than it is to tell them you know better & will brook no dissent…& I’m comfortable admitting I haven’t made my mind up about most things in particular so much as come to a few general conclusions about matters in the abstract which don’t always seem like a good fit for the reality I find myself immersed in…which has given me no end of trouble over the years with the way that…predominantly if not exclusively…the mode of expression in the US is to routinely present as axiomatic things that do not so much beg the question as beggar the poor bugger…not to mention bugger the beggar…if you’re feeling nasty…or merely solipsistic…I mean…oh, what’s the point…I’m out of time as it is…& I actually do have things I have to get done…places to be, people to see…all that fun stuff…but…by way of an example of the kind of thing I’m talking about
“This was the least defensible op-ed I can remember ever seeing the NYT run, made all the worst by the fact that it was written by a staffer, who specializes in these speculations,” Chris Willman, the chief music critic at Variety, wrote on Twitter. (In 2022, Marks wrote a guest op-ed essay for the Times speculating on Harry Styles’s sexuality, as well.)
Wilman’s tweet was reposted by Chely Wright, a queer country singer whose struggles to publicly come out in her career were mentioned in Marks’s piece. “I think it was awful of [the New York Times] to publish,” she wrote. “Triggering for me to read – not because the writer mentioned my nearly ending my life – but seeing a public person’s sexuality being discussed is upsetting.”
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2024/jan/08/taylor-swift-nyt-opinion-sexuality
…now…I don’t have anything invested…in any sense of the term…in the putative sexuality of that (or any other) artist beyond the possibility it adds a potential dimension to the context in which to view their work & to try to understand…to borrow an analogy…the intent behind the hand that made the particular watch we’ve stumbled across while trekking the cultural desert…but…on the one hand there’s no actual need for the artist to bring that context when the beholder can go ahead & do it all by themselves…consciously or unconsciously…entirely independently…in ways that it helps to know the academic definition of “a necessary connection” to really get to grips with…which is a whole other nested set of gearing & leverage we mostly feel fine using to get us from A to B…or even alpha to omega…while treating the same way we do all the other stuff under the hood that gets us there…which…again…I lack the time to get properly into the weeds about…but there were two sets of reasons I suggested I thought the NYT piece was worth a read & they only tangentially require there to be any attention paid to the putative sexual preferences of a particular slim white pop-princess…or…in another time & place…thin white duke
…one was that I found it well-written in the sense that it read well…another was that it provided ample evidence of the author having something beyond a well-grounded knowledge of the material…& yet another was that it did not purport to providing certainty about the uncertainty at the root of what was being considered but did do a better than average job of navigating with respect the different ways that different people for different reasons might be inclined to feel the need for that answer to be a particular one…while also saying…in more or less so many words…that there is some there, there…should you choose to see it…& that in the context of this particular individual…that seems highly unlikely to be the case unintentionally
…& some people…who aren’t me…would very possibly have trenchant opinions on whether or not it would be okay for all the stuff it references to exist within her work if she in fact is just some boring old cis-het exemplar of white privilege…but…personally…more so than if we were talking about bowie…or eminem…in a female artist…who came up through the nashville machine…for there to be a network of footholds across a spectrum that requires you to view their whole existence as a holistic exercise in performance intended as dialogue…one that not only allows such an argument to gain traction but actually supports more weight of scrutiny than many things people unhesitatingly declare themselves certain of left, right & center?
…if that’s not virtuosity…what is?
…try pulling that out of even the most unrestrained of LLMs the way people pull those opinions out of their ass on the daily…go on…there’s too few things that make me laugh…& every little helps
So much stupid today.
Canada blocks citizenship for Russian blogger who criticised Ukraine war
Montana man accused of killing 3,600 birds sought after missing court date
Mary Lou Retton says she ‘faced death in the eyes’ in battle with pneumonia
Ex-NRA chief turned gun group into ‘Wayne’s World’, prosecutors say
I rolled my eyes A LOT at the hullabaloo over Mary Lou. Maybe as a multimillionaire, you should have some health insurance? Is it possible your political beliefs ensured you’d be sicker and poorer? Which is also what you want for other people, too?
1 Part of the problem with Canadian Citizenship officers is patronage (all parties.) It would not surprise me that if it was a Con lacky (the Cons shoved a number of their own lackies in Citizenship) who rejected her application (much like the Con shitheads in CSIS trying to claim China manipulated the last Canadian election in favor of the Libs which doesn’t make sense as Harper has licked Xi’s boots.)
Mary Lou Retton should have realized that death looks a lot like Ayn Rand.
It seems the Grift is the thing in most wingnut “charities” and lobbying groups.
This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time.
Like Trump, the Times realizes that the best way to get attention is to push the envelope, so they have to run increasingly terrible op-eds.
The China AI stuff is pretty interesting because it really puts down the lie from U.S. companies moaning that theft is the only way to build their product. (Side note: I need to start living my life as though laws are entirely optional.)
It also shows — which should be obvious but never seems to come up for some reason — that like any program (and it’s a program!) you can build it to whatever specifications you’d like. You don’t want it to say racial slurs? Make it not do that! You don’t want it to harm human beings? Make sure it doesn’t! You want it to be a positive for society? Then don’t make its #1 priority shareholder value! Not that China’s priorities are good or even better that Silicon Valley’s, but clearly they at least understand that AI isn’t a magical thinking box where the programmers have no say in what it does.
I read that TS article yesterday.
The part about Chely Wright was not really needed. A vague reference to the Country music scene being homophobic and suppressive of LGBTQIA+ artists and content would have been enough.
On one hand, the article was about TS as a gay icon. It wasn’t written in a salacious gossip format. It provided insight into the fascination and hold that TS has over the LGBTQIA+ community by going on an Easter egg hunt focused through a queer lense.
On the other hand, it works hard to label TS sexuality as other than straight. She has said that she is straight. Ideally there shouldn’t be a public debate about it. Even if she is queer, she doesn’t owe the us any answers. Her public image/persona are masterfully crafted and maintained to exploit her fan base. Stardom is a wild relationship between a single person and the masses where boundaries need to be constantly reinforced.
The backlash seems justified to me. The article could have been framed as “imagining TS as more than an ally” or something less problematic than that.
Don’t mind me. Another early start to the day. Where is the ☀️?
…I have the luxury of being agnostic about the backlash…mostly because it doesn’t really matter what the actual answer is…whether she’s doing it deliberately or unconsciously or if it’s a product of the observer effect or the goldfish bowl one…the stuff the piece referred to as “hatpins” & the different ways those play depending on what the audience makes of them & what they think it’s important that the answer means…is the sort of dialogue I find interesting to turn over & see which bits catch the light & what seems like the best angle to look at it from
…so I didn’t intend to oversell it its thesis…but I’m pretty sure I stand by the part where it seems to represent a format I mostly don’t see employed as much as I tend to think it would be useful in terms of stuff appearing under mastheads of one stripe or another
…on which basis I don’t know as it would make me of the same mind exactly but I’d be inclined to think we were probably on the same page about it…& it probably isn’t a hymn sheet…which I’d probably let the choir worry about when & as the preaching fills its sails with the usual hot air?
I think we are in agreement. It’s something I can imagine would be read in a Gender Studies class and the analysis of it is what I miss about life post-university life.
This is it, IMO — it either needed to be longer and more academic or just more direct about what it was trying to say. Straight people can be gay icons! Madonna exists, y’know?
Tammy Faye, Bette Middler, Cher, & Judy Garland would be great examples!
There was this from Madonna, back in October, but honestly, with alllll the things she’s done over the years, honestly I think it’d be more surprising to hear her come out & say she was 100% straight, than to find out she was elsewhere on the spectrum of human sexuality.
I mean the woman was *constantly* pushing boundaries in the 80’s, 90’s, and since😉
Sorry, forgot the link again!
https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/story/2022-10-10/madonna-gay-tiktok-reaction-queerbaiting-support
I love your new look! Too cute!
Thanks HZ! Quokkas are pretty adorable, aren’t they?
And they’re also a favorite of mine, because finding pictures of cute things that start with letters like “Q” is TRICKY!😉😂🤣💖
I read it as a politically motivated hit piece. Taylor has emerged as an extremely potent force for democratic values and has single-handedly accelerated the registration of young voters. She’s also encroached on the former MAGA safe space of professional sports (ironically – in the context of this piece – by dating a man). So this strikes me as a poorly-thought-out attempt to ‘discredit’ her.
The two problems with this approach are:
Yes, the pearl-clutching oldsters might care, and the fundamentalist contingent will latch onto this and thunder it from pulpits to demonstrate how ‘sinful’ it is to hold any sort of liberal values. But beyond that? It won’t land with anybody important.
…that’s probably not an unfair reading of it…I haven’t gone to the extent of comparing & contrasting it with the one about harry styles or whoever it was that was cited to suggest the author had form…so I’m assuming it was along the same lines…& probably also better argued than the knee jerk stuff that the tabloids exploded with that time david beckham wore a sarong…but not necessarily immune to the charge of being a deliberate hand grenade lobbed into a contentious forum
…mostly, though…it had the effect of making me like & admire taylor swift a good deal more than most people I only know about by report…so I guess I didn’t think of it that way when I read it…& if it is indeed playing straight with the breadcrumbs it chose to navigate then I’m a little in awe of what it must take to speak that coherently in such a fractured & constrained voice while existing under a multi-media spotlight…which I guess is why comparisons to eminem or bowie seemed appropriate
…bowie certainly seems to have been a bona fide bisexual…& marshall has marshalled a profile on grindr at least once even if I don’t remember anyone writing that up as “he’s trying to come out but we won’t let him”…so the similarities & differences make for some intriguing juxtapositions?
To that point, a much more interesting story is about celebrities having to be careful to not throw out messages that might be read by the right as left-wing coded (kind of impossible, as that definition changes hourly) but also how thirsty the right is to tap into celebrity even as they decry it endlessly.
…yeah…I think I’d have found that more interesting…but unless I missed a leftist variant on polari you wouldn’t have as many bits of pre-existing terminology to bandy about, I suppose
…which reminds me…pretty sure suggs from madness was/is big on polari…& I don’t recall anyone getting their baggy trousers bunched up over that?
Your mention of the “MAGA safe area of sprotz” reminded me of this, that I ran across over Winter Break, on Reddit:
Apparently the pic was taken at a NYE Taylor attended with Travis, that she went to as his guest.
The Dude in the selfie with her is evidently some sort of *major* TradCath douchebag, and apparently either he, (or the dude who posted the pic to Twitter) is the Player’s Agent of the Chief’s Kicker Butler.
I have no idea if the timing of the editorial with DouchebroTradcath is just coincidental, it OBVIOUSLY could be!
But it could also potentially *not* be merely coincidental.
I wouldn’t have known about the pic, if it weren’t for the fact that the Fundiesnark Subreddit is just kinda fun to read–in the way the old Jez Celebrity Gossip posts used to be, “back in the olden days”
They remind me a LOT of the old Jez–folks who know TONS about their preferred subjects, far to much drama to EVER want in one’s life, but z great escape, and a solid place to make you ponder the vastness of human behavior, and it’s also typically summed up well, by the people who DO keep tabs on the folks they post about😉💖
Has this been posted previously? (Yes, I wanted something besides gloom-and-doom this morning.)
The origin of the Bundt pan
News I can use.
@memeweaver, thank you! 75 million Bundt pan users, whoa! I think that when @butcherbakertoiletrymaker is naughty we should insist that he watch that video in repeat. Muhahaha.
You are all dead to me.
Land sakes! Elmo uses drugs?
Elon Musk Denies He Has a Drug Problem After Bombshell Report
I sincerely wonder if he just used coke (or speed or whatever classic upper you prefer) if anyone would let it slip or care, because it’s frowned upon but it’s also traditionally rampant among Musk’s peer group. I suspect some of this is because he uses the wrong kind of weird-to-billionaire drugs.
Also, if this can come out in the WSJ, you know it’s WAY worse because he’s hyper-litigious so they have to have facts on facts on facts to get it past the lawyers. Beyond his behavior and look in public, he must be an incredible mess behind the scenes for this to leak.
Probably wrong kind, wrong “times” for them to be used (he’s probably using ’em at ALLLLL times of the day & night, at this point), and it may be that he’s using ’em where the KIDS could access them, too–people would tend to be a LOT more worried about a preschooler ODing, than their adult father.
If that stuff Grimes has said in the past–and that a couple of the reporters who’ve interviewed ol Elmo have *also* said was true, the poor Childwhodoesn’thavearealname is basically treated like his father’s favorite Spider Monkey, and hauled *everywhere* by Noel, with the intent of “teaching” the poor child how to one day “Take over the family businesses!” like Poppa is some sort of Medieval Lord, and *not* a man living in a *modern* world, where education means more than just maintaining Castle Walls, keeping down Serf rebellions, and plundering the local countryside.
The kid is reportedly hauled *wherever* PoppaElmo goes, and is in meetings, too.
If he *is* with NoeltheCoward *everywhere*, and st pretty much all hours of the day, it wouldn’t be too surprising that a man who was reported to have been living in the Texas Billionaire version of a flop house (I believe Grimes said at one point, “bare mattress on the floor, and a jar of peanut butter”?), that said hot-mess-of-a-father would ALSO be the sort who left those alleged drugs lying around, in easy reach of a preschooler…
I can DEFINITELY see the employees & acquaintances NOT wanting to reach out to the poor kids’ mom, because she seems to be a bit of a train wreck, too–AND with PoppaElmo’s Litigiousness, NOT wanting to get ixed up in their custody battles…
But ALSO wanting someone *other* than the local Texas Department of Family Services to be aware of the things potentially putting that kid in danger… because we ALL know how certain agencies in places like Texas prefer to look the other way, when Rich Folk are involved😕
Good LORD I knew Herb&Co. had borked the old Kinjaverse… but daaaaayum!!!
I thiiiink that was probably more ads than even Newsweek–which has become unreadable over the last few years because of alll the visual clutter!
There’s no way in HELL they’re getting any young eyeballs on the site. That sort of crap & clutter has to be driving away all but the most dedicated, and un-tech-savviest of readers.
Denton was a complete asshat, but at least the old sites used to be easy to read, and honestly FUN to read.
Tuesday with the Florida GOP.
In damage control effort, Florida GOP finally ousts Christian Ziegler as chair after rape allegation
This is NOT good news…
https://www.levernews.com/boeing-supplier-ignored-warnings-of-excessive-amount-of-defects-former-employees-allege/
You figure that they’d have learned after the last one fiasco.
The problem is that they reintroduced their old “Boeing culture” without actually getting rid of the “new problematic Boeing Culture.”
To do so means firing as many managers (especially the senior ones who are emblematic of the older flawed culture right up the CEO) as possible. Why? To encourage the others and show they’re serious.
Instead they just made noises and corporate wanking motions.
To change the culture you need to rip out its roots… those roots are at the senior/C-level managers. But no one does because they also happen to be the decision makers.
Again, seen it at Nortel and at least Ericsson recognized that when they fired most of the directors who came over in the wireless division (I’ll give them credit for that.)
I live really close to Boeing & most of my neighbors work there or for companies that supply things for Boeing. They all tell me it went straight to hell when they got rid of engineer managers and put in bean counters. They have done everything they can to make the union weak & chase off all the old timers that actually had pride in what they did. The saying around here used to be “if it is not Boeing, I am not going”. Now they are just hoping to not be relocated to South Carolina (right to work state) or offered early retirement.
Did Boeing go to shit after merging with McDonnell Douglas? I don’t recall McDonnell Douglas having a bad reputation such that the Boeing issues would be directly because of that leadership coming into the fold.
That was the start of it. They actually gave McDonnell Douglas execs high positions even though they drove that company to bankruptcy. The 787 debacle was the final straw. I had a friend that his entire job was to make excuses to why it was delayed by a few years.
Peak capitalism
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/jan/09/greenland-startup-shipping-glacier-ice-cocktail-bars-uae-arctic-ice
We have commercials here from Dominoes that say that they will come to your town and plow your road of your town can’t do it.
Similar to their fixing potholes commercials.
Our system is so fucked out fast food restaurants have to do city maintenance, that can’t be how this was all meant to work, right?
Welcome to Costco, iloveyou!
It seems like as much as a few of us used to joke about in “the before times,” we’re hurtling ourselves faster & faster toward a dystopian world *somewhere* between Idiocracy, Demolition Man, and Tank Girl
A very very good dog
https://apple.news/AxSAl-V0iSAu4T1gue18eZA
Long live (the) King!