In good news (for me, at least) my Covid test came back negative, so my three day weekend is not a total bust.
How about you guys? Anything fun going on?
Good.
GoDaddy Is Booting A Site That Sought Anonymous Tips About Texas Abortions
https://www.npr.org/2021/09/03/1034188184/texas-abortions-godaddy-website-anonymous-tips
Oopsie. Though to be fair it’s probably hard to keep track of all the shootings.
Good use of funds, MD. Really smart there. Good job. /s
Maryland spent nearly $400,000 to defend Hogan’s attempt to stop federal unemployment benefits early
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/md-politics/maryland-hogan-unemployment-lawsuit-venable/2021/09/03/1679b8e0-0cdc-11ec-a6dd-296ba7fb2dce_story.html
H/T to Loveshaq who mentioned this yesterday:
Angry Men With Zip-Ties Ambush School Principal After COVID Masking Request
https://www.thedailybeast.com/arizona-dad-rishi-rambaran-arrested-after-angry-trio-threatens-to-zip-tie-principal-over-covid-rules
Sprots!
VT Variant!
Oscar De La Hoya hospitalized with Covid-19 days before his return to the boxing ring
https://www.cnn.com/2021/09/03/us/oscar-de-la-hoya-covid-spt-intl/index.html
Stonks!
Democrats consider new taxes aimed at CEO pay, stock buybacks for $3.5 trillion budget plan
https://www.cnbc.com/2021/09/03/democrats-consider-new-taxes-aimed-at-ceo-pay-stock-buybacks-for-3point5-trillion-budget-plan.html
I kinda love this guy.
Experience: I found the largest truffle in the world
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/sep/03/experience-i-found-the-largest-truffle-in-the-world
Have a great day!
What was that old Sonny & Cher song? Something like “The Grift Goes on”?
https://www.stamfordadvocate.com/news/article/Trump-Tower-s-key-tenants-have-fallen-behind-on-16433133.php
Do not miss the part that one of the Trump Tower tenants was a very dubious for-profit “university” whose chair was none other than Kris Jenner! A perfect trifecta.
Meanwhile speaking of grifters, The Faithful Hound could teach Donald Trump a thing or two. I so want to get one of these for The Loyal Beast and organize his daily treats in it. “But Mattie, when Halloween ends he won’t know it.” “Oh, I wouldn’t take this down, I’d dole out his treats from it for the rest of his life.”
https://www.etsy.com/listing/731615795/halloween-advent-calendar-31-day
We’re at my friend’s house for the weekend. I got up really early for no good reason, so I figured I’d go sit in the bathtub for a bit. About 5 minutes after I get in the tub, I’m reading, chilling, all warm and comfy. There’s a tickle on my upper arm, so I go to brush it off, thinking it’s a hair. Y’all, IT WAS A BLACK SPIDER THE SIZE OF MY THUMB. I am not exaggerating at all, this thing was like a small tarantula. I screamed so loud that Other-Husband came running up from downstairs. Even he was a little freaked out by the size of it, and he’s a farm kid! He squished it, though. I swear, I nearly had a heart attack. I’m still shaking, and it was like, 10 minutes ago.
GAAHHH not the relaxing morning you were planning on then, eh!?!
@MegMegMcGee ab-so-lute-ly not! 12 hours later and I’m still creeped out!
Bathtub spiders are the worst spiders!!!!
Shortly after moving into my house I was sitting on toilet and about to shower, so you know, naked and had thrown the clothes down the hall.
Feeling especially vulnerable.
I see a large wolf spider crawl slowly out from under the vanity and I was like WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW.
So I just lifted my feet off the ground until I could figure out next steps. Which ended up being spray it with my super hold hair spray until I could rush back with a shoe and finish the process.
It turned out okay (well not for the spider), but yeah I was like AGHGHHGHGHHH while it was happening.
@brightersideoflife Ew ew ew ew ew… why do they always wait until the moment when you can’t do anything about it??
I got an email from Lyft stating that they would cover their drivers’ legal fees if they were sued under SB8. They also donated 1M to Planned Parenthood. Today Uber said they will follow suit. I wish they had the guts to cover their passengers’ legal fees and that all big corps said they would follow suit. But we don’t live in a fantasy land.
https://www.npr.org/2021/09/03/1034140480/lyft-and-uber-will-pay-drivers-legal-fees-if-theyre-sued-under-texas-abortion-la
My wife is about done with anti-vaxholes. The last couple days she has been ranting about patients that are getting tested and coming back positive and being surprised. They are the same ones complaining about how they are about to lose their jobs because they refuse to get the shot. One sighted a need for a religious exemption and that the code for the shots was 060606. I have no idea where they got this info & she refused to pursue the conversation. One lady went to a concert unmasked, came home and gave her kindergartner Covid and sent him to his first week of school. She can’t notify the school but at least was able to report it to the health dept. At least we have some good news…
https://crooksandliars.com/2021/09/bible-thumper-who-gleefully-read-aids
But then I see this…
https://www.democracynow.org/2021/9/3/headlines/over_15_million_covid_19_vaccine_doses_have_gone_to_waste_in_the_united_states
As for my weekend, I am working today and then spend 2 days moving my oldest into her new 3rd floor apartment at school (no elevator!).
What a fucking selfish asshole that parent is! My eldest is starting preschool next week and this is exactly what I’m worried about. There are some basic Covid guidelines in place but it all relies on honest adults not being dangerously selfish fucking pieces of shit.
Here’s some helpful advice for us fellows…
#facts.
News of the Weird:
https://www.cityandstateny.com/politics/2021/09/why-de-blasio-will-run-governor-and-why-he-wont/185121/
I’m shocked that in NYC 37% have a favorable opinion of him.
This little trial balloon has been floating over us like a mushroom cloud for about a week now. This should go about as well as his run for the Presidency.
It would be a damn shame if everybody used this guy’s bot to spam the TX snitch site. I sure hope that doesn’t happen.
https://god.dailydot.com/tiktoker-texas-snitch-bot/
I saw a tweet invoking the KPop Stans and Texas doesn’t stand a chance if they are activated!
Well, the Spam bot’s well and good, but I’d like to know where I could find these images of “Shrek porn.”
Actually, no, I very much would not.
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I wonder if they’ll reach me at fuckyou@fuckyou.com?
my cats…..are either the stupidest creatures on earth….or master trolls
all 3 of them stalk me and stop me from doing anything im doing till i feed them when they want food…thats normal
but once i get to the bowl to feed them…well
candy : meows her head off till i grab the catfood….then blocks the bowl with her butt so i cant fill it
snowball : sticks her head in the bowl soon as i grab the food…so i cant fill it
chewy : meows her head off at a full bowl coz shes too stupid to check first and wont eat unless i rattle the bowl to let her know theres food in it…..
im going with they are trolls…..cute fluffy annoying trolls
Sweet loophole! Hail Satan!
https://www.rawstory.com/texas-abortion-laws-2654904444/