Tis A Remorseless Eating Machine, Arrr NOT [20/4/24]

The Lobster Play
Fisher and Carroll in a slap-bang absurdity, The Lobster / ca. 1899 / source: https://www.loc.gov/item/2014636494

I was thinking about 420 based themes, but nothing really came to mind as I’m not a regular consumer of Mary Jane. Instead let’s look at the munchies. Specifically, what food you can’t stop eating.

For me it’s:

BBQ Chips

Pistachio Nuts

Mixed Nuts

Roasted Sesame Seeds

Nori aka Salted and broiled Seaweed

What’s your weakness?

This NOT is dedicated to the sea/see food lover in you, Red Lobster who died because of losses from endless Shrimp, not seeing how catering to gluttony could be a financial deadly sin.

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20 Comments

  1. winegums

    i will eat myself sick on those

    but at mo the bigger problem i has is im nor eating

    its been like six weeks since i had more than dinner in a day

  2. i just got off of an hour long phone call with someone I haven’t heard from in two years and who spent most of the hour telling me how amazing i am.

    she thinks the leafs are going to lose.

    who am i to disagree?

  3. Planter’s Unsalted Peanuts. Salted is way too much. Cashews are way too much, like macadamia nuts, oily and only after you’ve eaten your fill do you realize that you’ve eaten twice as many as you should have.

  4. I’ve said before, sea salt mac nuts from Hawaii were the best.  Lately, the best company in Hawaii has been letting me down & they don’t taste right.  I spent my day with my daughter giving a tour of her former university to my friend with a truck’s daughter to get him to haul the infamous couch & some shit back to my garage.  I hate this fucking couch!  I also bribed him w/ lunch & beer at an amazing brewery that was celebrating 420 w/ Reefer beer!  Goddamn Tulip Fest traffic!!!  Took forever to get home.  Now beer & b-ball!

      • She probably wouldn’t have been too upset if we said it fell off the truck but she is at the point in life where she is starting to have her own shit.  So even though you are moving back w/ your folks til you find a new place, you are still adulting (see George Carlin’s “a place for my stuff”)

    • With good reason. I guess.

      The big jar of mixed nuts from Costco is the main reason I cancelled my Costco membership. I could finish off one of those in a three/four days. No way I could survive that kind of temptation.

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