Send some tots and pears to my kitty Fritz who doesn’t seem to be doing very well this morning. He’s got heart issues (you get to find that out by spending $5K) and he’s been breathing heavily and not up to his usual antics.
Did you guys have a good weekend? Got any Barbenheimer reviews?
Yikes
Investigators probing Gilgo Beach killings were at the suspect’s home with a K-9 and ground-penetrating radar, CNN affiliate reports
https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/23/us/gilgo-beach-serial-killings-investigation/index.html
Like, doesn’t Spain know better?
Spain vote leaves hung parliament
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2023/07/23/spain-elections-vox-europe/
FFS
Nearly two years after Texas’ six-week abortion ban, more infants are dying
https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/20/health/texas-abortion-ban-infant-mortality-invs/index.html
Sprots!
Brian Harman cruises to his first major championship
https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2023/07/23/british-open-sunday/
This is crazy
Kentucky man finds ‘hoard’ of civil war gold coins worth millions in cornfield
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jul/22/kentucky-man-digs-up-hoard-civil-war-gold-coins
lol wut
Did I share this before? Who cares, it’s worth it:
Have a great Monday!
I’m so sorry about Fritz. Is it possible that poor air quality is causing his breathing issues this morning? 😿
He’s on borrowed time with his heart issues already, but good news is that this morning he seems a lot better. He ate some treats and peed (in my shower, but still).
TY!
Hang in there Fritz.
I went to see Barbie. While I enjoyed it, it’s somewhat uneven. It’s hard to explain why I feel that way without getting into spoilers. I will say that it’s pretty surreal. If you’re looking for a tightly plotted movie, this ain’t it. You have to be willing to just go with stuff.
The infant mortality rate spike is heartbreaking and enraging. All those families made to suffer immeasurably more by being forced to carry nonviable fetuses to term. Abortion bans are cruel and inhumane.
Forced birthers don’t care how much suffering they cause. They simply want to dominate and control women. As the saying goes, the cruelty is the point. And I’m not just condemning men here. The vast majority of anti-abortion activists I’ve ever seen or met (I’m talking about the ones who stand in front of clinics) have been women.
There was a clinic a couple of blocks away from a library my wife used to work at. I’ve seen far more of these maniacs than I ever wanted to. They even launched a protest of the library because women were parking there and walking to the clinic. It fizzled because it was municipal property and the local government couldn’t do anything about people parking on public property (though I suspect they would have if it was within their power).
More of Elmo’s “genius” on display.
Twitter begins rebrand to ‘X,’ removing bird from company logo
As a general marketing rule, abandoning a highly recognizable brand that’s worked its way into common speech (“tweet”) is a very bad idea. It typically is a last-ditch Hail Mary play. Even Zuck didn’t try to rebrand Facebook — he just put it under a new brand umbrella.
That’s completely separate from the issue of naming something ‘X’, the stupidity of which is self-evident.
How did this guy ever get rich? He is a fucking moron!
He was born rich. How did he stay rich is the question.
World’s luckiest man.
He stays rich because there are alllllllways suckers who buy his “I’m a Genius, and you could be like me!” shtick, and who are also always gonna be willing to give him more money/access to more money.
‘Cuz those folks are too dumb to look at any depth into the dolt’s history of blundering ever onward, as he runs things into the ground & get himself pushed out, while *still* taking all the credit for actions made by the folks *under* him.
Basically, Elon was the white upper-class son of an eventually rich-rich man, who has then managed to keep failing ever-upward, throughout the course of his work-lifetime.
Sesame street trolled ElMo!
(😅 Yes I follow them on IG. They are a spark of goodness amongst my infinite supply of doomscroll content)
https://www.instagram.com/p/CvF69d4OcLG/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
…there should just generally be more sesame street…& muppets
…the good kind…not the ones that give them a bad name when you catch yourself thinking “wtf – these fucking muppets couldn’t organize a piss up in a brewery who the fuck put them in charge of anything?”
…if we could reverse the ratio of that sort to the kermit/fozzie near/statler & waldorf sort…well…if we could do that what couldn’t we do? …but…the world would be a better place, I’m fairly certain
I would watch cable news if it was hosted by Statler & Waldorf.
*Insert Picard-make-it-so gif*
Hang in there, Fritz! Time to rally.
That time when airlines realize that global warming can adversely affect their business:
Extreme heat forces US airlines to limit passengers and fuel loads
Good explainer for the Spanish elections:
What happened in Spain’s snap general election?
Sending hugs to you and to Fritz.
Sinclair is being sued by its own bankrupt subsidiary Diamond Sports for $1 billion in the ongoing mess over the collapse of Sinclair’s sports broadcasting network.
https://www.nexttv.com/news/bally-sports-bankruptcy-gets-bloodier-secondary-creditors-file-suit-against-sinclair-and-jp-morgan-try-to-claw-back-dollar1-billion-preferred-equity-repayment
Sinclair bought the regional sports networks for about $10 billion just before the market collapsed. In one of the regular signs of broken finance markets, Sinclair was able to fund the purchase with $8 billion in debt and then assign the debt to the subsidiary, leaving them largely off the hook if the network went belly up.
Couldn’t happen to a better group of scumbags.
Not shocked that the RSNs are slowly collapsing under the weight of their stupidity.
The Church of Leo?
https://www.levernews.com/the-church-of-leonard-leo/
Have you seen the neighbors new lawn art?
https://www.yahoo.com/news/2-props-stolen-shuttered-vermont-090554398.html
A: Until we have NO Republican politicians…
https://hartmannreport.com/p/how-long-will-politicians-be-able-ed4
Good thoughts, interwebs-hugs, and lots of gentle scritches being thought in your & Fritz’s direction, Meg!💞💓💗💖💝
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
…that is the funniest shit I’ve seen all day
https://alter.com/trademarks/x-portal-97611473
So…
Noel-the-Coward’s neXt move will apparently be to the letter *Y*?
As in, “WhY me?!?”
Of course Meta snapped up the trademark😆😂🤣🤣🤣
Wasn’t it riiiight about last September that
Dracul…Voldemor…Thiel (Zuck’s alleged “Mentor”) left the Facebook/Meta Board, and was “helping Elon in a Consultant capacity,” during the purchasing fiasco?🤣🤣🤣
Never trust someone who holds a grudge and has dreams of living forever…
This is *SO* “14-year old Boys, Orcs, and Ayn Rand”!🤣