Hi, friends!
Mondays suck. They are slow. They are laborious. They are a dumpster fire.
Do you have any strategies to make them less shitty?
Ugh, Monday [NOT 5/2/24]
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Hi, friends!
Mondays suck. They are slow. They are laborious. They are a dumpster fire.
Do you have any strategies to make them less shitty?
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…we could…just call the whole thing off?
…like…you know that line about “2nd breakfast”?
…why can’t we just all agree from here on out those are 2nd sundays
…sure, it might be hard to begin with…but I’m sure if we told the right people it was in accordance with some sacred scriptures we could make it a recognized religious observance
…if the church of elvis can legally marry people then the church of the conjoined sabbath could surely scratch up enough converts to clear the paperwork required to check the box that says your employer would have to accept that as a “reasonable accomodation”
…I’m…not saying we need to start a cult or anything…but…dumber stuff has been seen to actually fly with those…just look at scientology…so…maybe if we find a rich actor who wants to not have to work mondays?
I’d prefer just 4 day work weeks. We’d all be just as productive and much happier.
When I worked for an airline I had a 10 hour 4 day week for most of the time I was full time.  I had Friday to Sunday off so could get stuff done on Fridays & still have a weekend.  Was pretty cool other than the job dragging sometimes & thinking “oh my god, I still have 5 hours to go?”
I work through lunch every day typically because I work with people in all 4 US mainland timezones and someone always has meetings during lunch.
So like what’s 1 more hour a day?
Sometimes it can’t be helped, but people who don’t respect timezones purely for their own convenience are the worst.
Exactly.
Oh, fuck that noise. I’d be like, “OK, which one of you assholes wants to watch me eat today? And not you, Frank. I know all about your little fetish.”
The church of the conjoined sabbath…LOL.
LOL i just likely woke him up to say,
I found beer helps, after I spent most of my day insulating a crawl space to pay back some of my flooring helpers hard work.  Saw a dehydrated rat which was interesting.  Although the better choice is…
I once had a porch light have one of the sockets stop working. I finally got around to opening it up to see what was up with the wiring and the was a little mouse skeleton inside. I assume it had done the rodent thing and bit the wire and then zapped itself.
I took the first Monday off of every two week cycle because I hate Mondays and I used it to expand out my OT. Can only work 12 days out of every 14 according to the law and company rules so I work an extra day (time and a half!) on the weekend and use the Monday off.
Of course that only works if I have nowhere to go… And sadly the past few years I usually didn’t.
Plus now I have 4 weeks vacay, it is one of the few perks of being a lifer so I can travel and still tilt the labour laws in my favor.
However my supervisors finally noticed after three years of doing this that I have a pattern… Duh.
i mean….i called in sick and slept all day
was pretty effective
still tired tho….
i kinda feel cheated……not sposed to be actually sick when calling in a sicky
my boss did fuck up telling me to call in every other day tho…. by my math…that means i feel up to work again by thursday
thursday sounds good
Stay tuned for my pending post for next Monday, “Taylor-Swift-Single-Handedly-Wins-The-Superbowl”
…preceded by a daily SuperBowl poll!
I hope she drops to one knee after the game and proposes marriage to Travis Kelce.
The inversion of the gender role might cause conservative skulls to literally explode.