We Will We Will Rock You!
Looks like another Canadian (cough, cough, Manchu) failed to fulfill their promise to Brighter.
So let’s talk about all of the ways that the USA is better than Canada.
John Belushi had more talent than Dan Aykroyd!
Krispy Kreme is better than Tim Hortons!
A Florida team has won a Stanley Cup more recently than a Canadian team!
Anything else? Or else feel free to talk about Canadians invented something like the postal scale in 1841 and that’s what really matters.
Open Thread!
LOL
I bet now we’re going to get a whole dissertation on how Degrassi is better than Spongebob, you poutine-addled fan of Film Board of Canada animated shorts?
I bet from September through April you people gather around the 11 inch TV hooked up to a VCR powered by a maple log fueled generator to watch the only tape you have for entertainment – this government subsidied folderol!
Actually, they gather around to watch Red Green
AS DO I.
Our real national anthem.
+1
og degrassi perhaps…since the reboot, we all hate drake!
Awww, mean to the guy in the wheelchair?
WTF is Canadian football all abooot? Only Australian rules football is worst but at least they have nice hats for the refs.
Just don’t mention how Warren Moon found a home in Edmonton long before the NFL realized he could play.
As a UW fan, I can tell you that everyone knew he could play but racist GMs & coaches didn’t think black guys were smart enough to play QB. Too bad he came back to us (Seahawks) past his prime.
He made people in Michigan aware of it. It’s pretty crazy neither the Seahawks nor the Lions were willing to risk a draft pick on him.
Racism like cocaine is a helluva drug…
3 downs in football is american. california rules before present day 4 down rules.
Oops. I have an excuse not that it means much… Got side tracked with a banking appointment dealing with my parents finances which took longer than I expected. No time.
Also… I forgot.
To be fair, all US teams have won a Cup more recently than Canada. Even St Louis!
The only team that hasn’t is Buffalo because that city’s sports teams are cursed like Toronto’s
…and every team that wins consists of over 75% of canadian players!
when did you start punching up?
no one in their right mind thinks usa is better than canada.
we have an abundance of beaver, thus, seldom have incel manifestos justifying the gun violence we also seldom have.
I would present a carefully crafted argument against you based on evidence and logic, except none of us ‘muricans know how to do that thing. Yee haw!
I didn’t know Chris Farley was Canadian!
Kenan Thompson killing it at DNC.
Bill Clinton’s turn!
He is definitely making all the Dems that wanted Biden to step aside go…yep, we did the right thing!
“next time you hear him don’t count the lies…count the i’s”
perfect!
I’m ready for the fact checkers to say he lied about Project 2025 because Trump once said he had no problem with the “GBTQQs” he met once who applied to his club and called it very classy.
TEN PINOCCHIOS!
It’s all ice and tundra and shit up there. Don’t nobody need that.
Late to the party but Letterkenny is horrible.