Vladimir and Dmitry walk into a Restaurant…

We wait. We are bored. No, don't protest, we are bored to death, there's no denying it. Good. A diversion comes along and what do we do? We let it go to waste. ...In an instant, all will vanish and we'll be alone once more, in the midst of nothingness.

They get seated and a waiter appears, asking Vladimir what he would like for dinner.

Vladimir says, “I’ll have the steak, rare.”

The waiter then asks, “and for the vegetable?”

Vladimir says, “He’ll have what I’m having.”


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  1. So what are the odds these people are all resigning because their lives are under threat? Or those of their family members?

    • I’ll be extremely surprised if the VAST majority of these people aren’t given their jobs back immediately after Putin is done making life even easier for himself.

      From all the reporting I’ve seen, the government officials were happy to do this. Putin isn’t exactly loathed by the officials in his government – they would already be dead if he was.

      • I need to do some reading up to figure out why that makes sense haha.

        • Basically, from my reading of the article, they did it to make his plan to enact the constitutional amendments easier along with a reshuffling of the government structure. While the amendments are designed to restrict Presidential power, they expand the power of the State Council where he is expected to move and pull the strings from there.

  2. When Putin finishes his term in Russia – he’s probably planning to come over here and run against Failson, Jr for the Republican primary in 2024. And, the idiots would probably nominate him to own the libs.

    • Ever since I saw that picture of those two redneck assholes wearing shirts that said, “I’d rather be Russian than a Democrat”, I knew all bets were off with those fuckers.

      • That’s exactly what I was thinking of when I wrote the comment above.

    • It is brilliant. “There’s no lack of void.”

  3. …I noticed…& fully meant to give due credit but got distracted by yesterday – sorry about that

    …that header pic is at least a x2 bonus modifier on the reference itself, though

  4. …see, those multipliers just keep racking up

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