Wed. [DOT 9/12/20]

Hey guys happy Wednesday! You made it to the middle of the week.

Let’s see how things are going, shall we?


Is it the light at the end of the tunnel?

Britain launches the West’s first mass coronavirus vaccination — with a Maggie and a William Shakespeare first in line
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/covid-vaccine-pfizer-uk/2020/12/08/f78a8978-3676-11eb-9699-00d311f13d2d_story.html


Or will the train get us first?

US coronavirus cases pass 15m amid stark warnings over hospital care
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/dec/08/us-coronavirus-cases-hospitalizations-warnings


S-M-R-T!


No dissents.

Supreme Court rejects Pennsylvania Republicans’ attempt to block Biden victory
https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/08/politics/supreme-court-pennsylvania-trump-biden/index.html


I hate this song and I’m fucking sick of it.

Feds to investigate after a sheriff’s deputy killed a Black man entering his own home in Columbus, Ohio
https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/08/us/ohio-police-shooting-casey-goodson/index.html


Sprots!

Ohio State’s game against Michigan is canceled, leaving Buckeyes’ playoff status in doubt
https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2020/12/08/ohio-state-michigan-football-canceled/



Turtle news:

My unexpected working-from-home problem? The noise from my husband’s oversexed tortoises
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/commentisfree/2020/dec/08/working-from-home-problem-oversexed-tortoises-hibernating


Fair. (I guess the article about the turtles above does not count.)

Bad sex award cancelled as public exposed to ‘too many bad things in 2020’
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/dec/08/bad-sex-award-cancelled-as-public-exposed-to-too-many-bad-things-in-2020


I’m on a roll, why stop now?

Go get your Wednesday, Deadsplinterati!

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19 Comments

  1. Really looking forward to today’s — and OF COURSE it would have to be today’s — Wednesday Metal! I’m sure it’ll be up any minute! 

  2. Apropos of nothing, I am fond of Dictionary.com’s Word of the Day. They send a daily email, and they are often intentionally(?), subversively(?), funny. Today’s word made me think of the Trump family and it’s minions:

    Abscond – to depart in a sudden and secret manner, especially to avoid capture and legal prosecution.

    I expect that many minions will flee that sinking ship in hopes of avoiding capture. Except for the leader, who is going all-in – and I hope going down hard.

     

    • I adore the word “abscond” and as a weirdo word nerd use it all the time, especially about my son when he steals (“steals” more accurately) a cookie from the kitchen. 

      • Weirdo Word Nerds Unite! I use abscond often when referring to the Chiweenie boys activities “Did you just abscond with your poor old sister’s treat? Again? You are so very rude.”

    • That’s… weird. Is there anti-Polish sentiment in The Netherlands that I was unaware of?

      • not much that im aware of
        just the usual ermagerd immergants takin our jerbs shit
        (me personally..ive always liked working with polish….hard working bunch in my experience)
        tbh…i think the rona is bringing the crazies out of the woodwork over here

        • I swear – we’ve not been exporting them!

          • lol oh no worries…we have plenty of our own
            we just dont encourage them to be armed here (not that thats stopping anyone who really wants to be)

        • Yikes. My mom’s side of the family is Polish (I’m basically 4th generation). My mom’s parents owned a pub on the south side of Chicago in the 70s and they sponsored Polish immigrants (the legality of this was dubious at times). My great gran was also chased to Canada by immigration authorities (we have cousins in Montreal) until she could sort her shit out. It’s funny, but also an example of stuff European immigrants can get away with that others can’t.

    • And weed (and probably mushrooms) would be legal across the country, and abortions & birth control available on demand, and anyone in jail for non-violent drug offenses would be released…

  3. /me is european far left
    i think all drugs should be legal and taxed and sold in supermarkets
    that way the problem cases pay for their own health care
    just like the smokers and drinkers already do

    • My American centrist 70 year old dad agrees with you 😛

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