Wherein I bring you the metal. You build a ship and save the whales, the dolphins, the sea turtles, the manatees…….
Wednesday’s mother was a hamster, and its father smelled of elderberries. Blow your nose at this so-called “Wednesday.”
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This is a really good show if you have an hour to kill:
Wait, today is Tuesday, right? Shit, did I lose another entire day?
God Luck and Good Speed on the voyage. I first heard of Weedeater when Dave Collins accidently shot his toe off. Maybe not the best advertising but I gave them a listen, and like what I heard.
I’m going to send you down a path of sludgy, stoner-ish stuff. Check out Sleep, High on Fire, Down, Eyehategod, Windhand, and tell me what you think.
Thanks, I will!
You are really bad for my productivity! But I think I found my metal. I like it all of these, particularly High On Fire, and Wind Hand.
Barry Manilow’s metal ship will kill all the whales for sport, eat the manatees, and wear sea turtle shells as party hats.
“More like ‘Scary Manilow’, amirite?”

One of my best friends in high school had a younger sister who was absolutely obsessed with Barry Manilow. She would literally scream in hysterics when he showed up on “Solid Gold” or whatever. It was a little concerning.
Best one yet, lol.
I know–even I was laughing as I posted it.
The whales have all flown away. So long, and thanks for all the krill.