Happy weekend everyone! Brain Drain will be along shortly to keep you entertained. In the meantime I’ll try…
Updates here:
What college protests could look like across the U.S. as summer begins
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/05/03/college-protests-movement-summer
Forgot about here…
Hope Hicks tells hush-money jury of Trump’s control over 2016 campaign
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/03/hope-hicks-testimony-trump-hush-money-trial
Whoa
Rep. Henry Cuellar and his wife allegedly took nearly $600,000 in bribes, indictment says
https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/03/politics/henry-cuellar-indictment-doj/index.html
Stonks!
Berkshire Hathaway’s big mystery stock wager could be revealed soon
https://www.cnbc.com/2024/05/03/berkshire-hathaways-big-mystery-stock-wager-could-be-revealed-soon.html
Re-upping one of the funniest things I’ve ever read:
noooooo
Enjoy your weekend!
hahahaha the first tweet
tho ill never understand why people take ketamine
shits boring yo…..nothing happens on ketamine….
take meth….and you will never be bored….long as you live
Sheldon? You on the run?
Not since OJ took to the freeways of LA in the white Bronco have I been so mesmerized…
It’s worth pointing out that Cuellar is a scumbag and Democrats are better off without him. His seat is safely blue. Throw his ass out.
Forced Birth Cuellar Indicted
I swear these shitweasels cannot keep their mouths shut. They just can’t do it.
NH lawmaker fantasizes about “ripe, fertile” teen girls having babies.
🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 x infinity
Speaking of not shutting up:
Kristi Noem just won’t stop talking about killing her dog
Nothing says “I’m ready for national public office” like constantly reiterating what a scumbag you are.
oh holy shit…….
type katamari on google and then click the google ball thingie
….
wonderful game
The first Texas investigation targeting a legal abortion in another state has been launched:
https://www.houstonchronicle.com/politics/texas/article/abortion-lawsuit-texas-19437421.php
It’s already been swept under the rug, but the Texas law allows people to get a court order to investigate pretty much anyone theoretically involved in assisting a woman in Texas to go somewhere abortion is legal.
Chip in a hundred bucks to your pregnant sister? Texas courts could open up your bank account. Lend your car to your cousin? Texas could make you an accomplice.
And this is what Trump backs. The press wants to say he has moderated his position, because of course they need to be balanced and fair.
Fuck. Safe to say, I hate most men. Safe only in the sense that it’s probably not an exaggeration.
One of the creepier things about the Texas law is that the attorney who designed it was praised in the press for clever legal maneuvering, rather than completely corrupting the legal system.
It’s not designed to stop with just abortion, either. It’s set up so that it can be extended to anything the religious right opposes. Not only do they want to use a Trump court to overturn gay marriage in red states, if someone drives their brother and boyfriend to a blue state to get married, they would be able to be sued. Truck drivers who carry copies of books banned in Texas from a warehouse in state to California could be sued.
And Trump and his minions are aiming to pack the Supreme Court to guarantee that this will happen. Anyone who thinks that he won’t make the courts much, much worse than they already are is deluding themselves.
I hope that turtle is okay and gets rinsed off before the concrete dries.