Where’s Crow and Tom Servo when we need them?

I have to tell you, I’m getting totally overwhelmed by Donald Trump. I’m disgusted by his current “Enemies List” tour, where he spouts so many grievances you would think Festivus came early.

But as I watched his recent “Pettysburg Address” at the White House, the one he gave the day after he was acquitted of the two Articles of Impeachment, all I could think of was … “This would be so much better if this video was re-done with the cast of Mystery Science Theater 3000.”

Yes. You know I’m right. Because there is nothing funnier than watching a guy and two robots in the lower portion of your TV screen, riffing and goofing and snarking on the complete utter horse shit that’s spewing out of the mouth of our orange-toned micro-fingered Tweeter in Chief during these current times.

Heck, it’s not like MST3K hasn’t goofed on Trump before. Check out these classic Trumpian references from WAY back in the 1990’s. Still funny today.

Now I know that Mystery Science Theater 3000 had a great revival on Netflix for two more seasons … but it’s no longer in production.

But if someone could get Jonah and Tom Servo and Crow and Gypsy back up on the Satellite of Love, and if the Mads on Earth could send these cheezy Trumpian rallies and temper tantrums up to them for riffing and raffing …

The money that Netflix could make … they’d be rich enough to restart The OA.

Look, it’s either that or we get Alec Baldwin as puffy-faced Trump for another few weeks of Saturday Night Live, before the real Trump gets pissed off enough to pull NBC’s broadcast license.

And don’t think he wouldn’t do that.