Tomorrow is the primary for our 2022 elections in Missouri.
Amidst the crowded field of fucking republican clowns, we have Mark McCloskey. It’s like Missouri republicans saw Tommy Tuberville in Alabama and went “hold my beer, we can find someone even less qualified!”
Who is Mark McCloskey? If you recall the super white racist suburban couple who got scared by BLM protesters passing their house to go protest at the mayor’s house down the street? The ones that caused all the memes because the dude was standing there with an automatic rifle in his old white dude clothes?
Yeah, that dude. He’s running for the primary to try to become a Senator. What qualifications does he have for politics? Well he pointed a gun at a bunch of black people, so I guess that’s enough for Missouri.
You got any local politicians running that are so fucking ridiculous that you can’t even understand it?
*Just fyi the expectation is that Eric Greitens will win the republican primary for Senate. He was our governor before he resigned about 5 years ago over a scandal with a mistress and some light BDSM that he seemed totally fine to weather until there were questions about campaign financing and abruptly he resigned. He’s currently accused of being a wife beater, too. So naturally the right person for the party that screams about family values.