I was going to do a sincere, sweet post for the holiday and then stumbled on this image and hahahahah nope my petty side came out.
If you could go haunt someone, who would you haunt and what would you do?
You don’t have to be dead to haunt someone for this question. Also — let’s make it fun, if there’s someone in the past you’d have a jolly good time haunting, sure, let us know!
I’d have a fun time going to past male bosses and fucking with them for paying me and other women less than the men. “(ghost wailing sounds) your peepee is gonna fall off soon if you keep underpaying women.” etc etc
Also, I think it would be great fun to haunt Nicolas Cage. Not for any particular reason, I just think it would be trippy as hell to have “ghost conversations” with him.
The people I would haunt are too many to number. If I had to pick just one I’d go with my brother. I’d terrorize that sonofabitch. Merry Christmas.
Would you want him to know it was you haunting him or more interested in poltergeist shenaningans?
He needs to know it was me. That I was going to make him live in dread every day and that there was nothing he could do about it. He needs to know what it’s like to have to live that way.
ime side with butcher….if i had to pick anyone it would be me bro
i dont hate him or anything
but fuck me that ass hat knows how to press my buttons
Can it be two people? Because then my Christmas gift to Farsyde and Butcher is to haunt both their brothers.
The concept of Christmas ghost stories is odd to me, but the Internet tells me it’s old old old.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2014/12/24/why-ghosts-haunt-england-at-christmas-but-steer-clear-of-america/
Sorry, that should be Farsythe. I’m sure Farsyde’s brother is a lovely person.
For be it from me to restrict someone’s paranormal activities. Definitely can haunt more than one person. 🙂
Oh, my arch nemesis at work. Anyone who is mean to animals. And to children. Hmmm, carrying on last night’s theme, I will haunt people…all the people. If Santa can do it all in one night than so can I!
No interest in haunting people. maybe places. Hang out in cool/interesting areas and just watch the seasons change
Haunting sexist ex bosses for the greater good earns you all the phantasmic fun times with Nick Cage!
Haunting people so they’d change their ways, like the Marleys haunted Scrooge? I can think of a couple of people. Haunting people who I dislike and want to fuck with? DOZENS!
Eh. If I’m a ghost I got better things to do than haunt people. I’d wanna see all the sights and travel rather than wail and moan and warn people of foreboding futures
I’d haunt preteen me in hopes that it’d prevent me from ghosting myself…if that makes sense?
Happy Holidays everyone!
Happy Holidays, myo!
Merry Christmas @Myopicprophet
I swore when CoVID started that if I died because of management’s stupidity that I hoped I would come back and haunt them.
Fortunately, no one has died at work.
The only people I would really want to haunt are six people:
1) the motherfucker supervisor who made my life a living hell while I was enduring life with the coke head narcissist. To be “fair”, I sort of haunted him in real life because I made it my life’s mission to make him look like the shithead he is (and succeeded to a certain extent.)
2) the backstabbing ladder climbing shit who knocked me out of the running for two jobs which he ended up with and who tried to use my manager (his lover) to fuck with me which fortunately didn’t work. I still owe him.
3-6) the four CEOs of Nortel who I worked under who not only ruined the company but ruined a lot of peoples lives (employees like me, retirees and investors) thru their greed and incompetence.
I like how you pose this question like it’s something we don’t already do, irl.😉😈🤣
But if I’m honest?
As someone who’s driven absolutely BATTY by inefficient systems & ways of doing things, I honestly tend to haunt folks,until the systems are fixed & made more efficient😉😈😁
I’m probably annoying a.f., to some folks, tbh!
But for the folks i make life easier for, it tends to be worth it, AND I get shit DONE faster & more easily after the system is fixed–and so do my co-workers…
And my superiors at the higher “need to pay attention to the numbers**”-levels tend to REALLY like it, because me bringing solutions to inefficiencies tightens up our bottom line, and gives us better profit margins, too!
Of course, some folks DON’T like it… buuuuuut those are usually the folks who are managing to coast by, not really doing much work–sometimes they’re just collecting a pretty big paycheck, while pretending to “work,” or while only doing part of their job duties.
And those are often the people I end up haunting the most…
Not out of intention, and DEFINITELY not out of malice!!!
It’s just that when I ask my supervisors “Why are we doing _____? Couldn’t we do ______ instead, and remove steps?”, those folks tend to get caught at not doing the work they were supposed to be staying on top of.😬🙃😖
(**$$$ types of “numbers”)