
Jeopardy is currently airing their Greatest of All Time Tournament, which obviously leads us to the question, Would You Rather?
Ken Jennings, 45
Pros: Boy next door looks, could take him home to meet the parents, gets his taxes done free for life, good sense of humor
Cons: Boy next door looks, could take him home to meet the parents, gets his taxes done free for life
James Holzhauer, 36
Pros: Bold, take no prisoners attitude, youngest of the bunch so can probably go all night
Cons: Actual job description is “professional gambler”, looks like Ted from How I Met Your Mother, teeth are freakishly white
Brad Rutter, 41
Pros: Just happy to be here, can take a joke, the only one who’s actually single
Cons: Questionable taste in ties, currently pursuing a career as an actor
So folks, who’s it going to be?
P.S.: Obligatory thoughts and prayers go out to the grand zaddy of them all, Alex Trebek! #WhatIsFuckCancer
Meg!!!!
There’s three of them! The correct question is: Kill, Marry, Fuck.
And the only correct answer is:
Kill: Brad
Marry: Ken
Fuck: James
You’re not wrong!
Ken, cheesy dad jokes and all. I’ve followed him on Twitter and he isn’t a shitty person and I hardly know the other two so maybe not a fair fight. In the looks department, each of them…isn’t great so Ken again.
What if Watson had been invited?
Pros: encyclopedic knowledge of all possible international techniques, (probably) massive databases of erotic files secretly uploaded by developers.
Cons: container is a metal box with sharp edges, filled with high voltage cables, transmits shocks in presence of any moisture.
Man v. Machine: An Eternal Conundrum
BTW, I legit lol’d at your cons for Watson. Well played.
Ken is “Jeopardy” good-looking. My wife and I always joke that we can’t concentrate when there’s an attractive person on — it throws the whole vibe off.
(Also, the actual answer is Alex. Always Alex.)
Haha “Jeopardy good looking” should definitely be a thing. There are no attractive dudes in my office (#sorrynotsorry), so whenever we have a guest who is even moderately attractive the ladies are like ‘ooooh did you see the hot guy in the lobby?’
I’ll do what I always do in this game and mention the only option that no one ever mentions, which is walk slowly into the ocean and disappear forever instead.
Completely valid response, particularly in this situation.