Jeopardy is currently airing their Greatest of All Time Tournament, which obviously leads us to the question, Would You Rather?
Ken Jennings, 45
Pros: Boy next door looks, could take him home to meet the parents, gets his taxes done free for life, good sense of humor
Cons: Boy next door looks, could take him home to meet the parents, gets his taxes done free for life
James Holzhauer, 36
Pros: Bold, take no prisoners attitude, youngest of the bunch so can probably go all night
Cons: Actual job description is “professional gambler”, looks like Ted from How I Met Your Mother, teeth are freakishly white
Brad Rutter, 41
Pros: Just happy to be here, can take a joke, the only one who’s actually single
Cons: Questionable taste in ties, currently pursuing a career as an actor
So folks, who’s it going to be?
P.S.: Obligatory thoughts and prayers go out to the grand zaddy of them all, Alex Trebek! #WhatIsFuckCancer