Tonight’s NOT is themed for situations where you expected to see a massive injury or accident and then nothing happened.
This morning driving to work I was almost hit twice by drivers who just pulled into my lane despite my being there. I assume lots of Missouri residents were extremely hungover after the Superbowl.
Other the weekend I saw a cyclist cut off a city bus moving at a brisk speed. Not gonna like I gasped and thought I was about to see a death but the bus managed to slam the brakes.