I haven’t been to my office in a week so I think today is definitely a donut day. Hope your day starts off sweet!
I mean, duh.
Fact check: Trump delivers wildly dishonest speech at CPAC
https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/05/politics/fact-check-trump-cpac/index.html
Probably a good career move on his part
Larry Hogan, former Maryland governor and Trump critic, won’t run for president
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/03/05/larry-hogan-president-trump/
Stonks!
Stock futures are little changed as investors look ahead to Powell comments, jobs data this week
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/05/stock-market-today-live-updates.html
Sprots!
Salah and Liverpool make history with seven-goal rout of Manchester United
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/mar/05/liverpool-manchester-united-premier-league-match-report
This guy probably hates Mondays too
Have a great day!
Disagree. I can’t do it. I already feel beaten by Monday.
My coffee pot died yesterday, I’m stuck drinking instant this morning. Then I have to go buy one.
…monday squared is what that sounds like
Even worse, schools are closed so my Target run will be worse than a regular Monday! 🤬
I am overcome with horror at your dire situation. Can we help? FedEx you some coffee?
Door Dash stat!
French press. You’ll never be without.
I keep hearing that but have never used one.
Jesus fucking Christ this is unacceptable and I’m so sorry for your day going like this
Thanks, it is tragic
PSA: Get your Cocaine Bear merch.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/travel/2023/03/02/cocaine-bear-kentucky/
I’m at a loss for Trump adjectives now. “Unhinged” has been so overused it’s not meaningless. “Incoherent” confuses MAGAs because it has too many syllables. Things like “dishonest” don’t get used in favor of “error-filled” or “inaccurate.” “Lying” is never identified as such.
I simply don’t have the language to discuss one of his tirades any more.
Part of the problem is the reporting is so threadbare — outlets are throwing tons of resources at covering this, and getting less substance than a typical store about a high school basketball game.
Everything is at the 30,000 foot level, and completely unwilling to use even rudimentary analytical tools to work out what he is up to, and what he’s up against. They seem determined to all cover the same 1% of what is out there and then refuse to draw anything but the most superficial conclusions they admit were failures years ago.
This is months old, but hilarious, all about everyone’s favorite disgraced former governor.
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2022/11/07/in-the-studio-with-andrew-cuomo-podcaster
It has little gems like “Cuomo had another worry: ‘Why does my nose look big in those pictures?’” “He did have one regret—he may have worked too hard.”
There’s even a sort of pathetic Captain Queeg moment
What’s so obvious is that he is incredibly eager for the ego gratification he thinks a podcast will get him, and completely unwilling to put any thought or effort into earning it. Just an awful, insipid man.
To be fair, absolutely no one could have foreseen that inviting Nazis and seditionists back to the platform might be a bad idea.
Twitter’s Revenue, Adjusted Earnings Fell About 40% in Month of December
This year claims another…
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/gary-rossington-founding-lynyrd-skynyrd-013029069.html
A Nazi dildo saleswoman?
https://crooksandliars.com/2023/03/dildo-saleswoman-unmasked-propagandist
Nazis have needs too.
Pay the toll?
Raise your hand if you saw this coming. Scott Adams deploys the Schrödinger’s Asshole defense: “It was just a joke. Can’t you take a joke?”
The bewildering descent of Scott Adams and ‘Dilbert’
The headline doesn’t do justice to the article, which goes to great lengths to point out how long Adams has been this way.
They link to this… thing…. he wrote SIXTEEN years ago parroting Holocaust denial propaganda challenging the standard accounting of six million Jews dying in the Holicaust.
https://web.archive.org/web/20070222235609/http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/10/sunday_blogging.html
He’s just asking questions, you see. Is there any real backup to that number, he wonders. He’s never seen any, how could he possibly believe it? Maybe it’s true, he offers, but it does seem to him like people are hiding something.
Which is the exact same thing Covid propagandists have done now. Wilfully ignore huge volumes of evidence openly available, then suggest it doesn’t exist and someone is hiding the real truth. Just asking questions….
Don’t let the door hitcha…
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/3/5/2156188/-Ukraine-update-Russia-is-inviting-the-pro-Putin-American-right-to-come-join-them-but-BYO-toilet
“The Pro-Putin American Right?” They just need to come right out and say it: The Republican Party.
Idle no more: how automatic mouse jigglers are taking on nosy bosses
I can highly recommend Move Mouse, which is a Microsoft distributed utility. I don’t know why someone would bother with another piece of hardware, but some obviously do.