
The internet has been out at my house since Tuesday and they are finally coming to fix it this morning. Nice 4 day turnaround time Verizon, thanks! /s
Ugly AF
Waving his flag all over the place: Trump adds ‘Arc de Trump’ to presidential renovations
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/oct/16/donald-trump-washington-arch
Whelp, that’s enough internet for today:
Queer and trans immigrants allege forced labor and sexual assault in Ice facility: ‘I was treated worse than an animal’
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/oct/16/ice-immigration-queer-trans-louisiana
Sprots!
80-year-old grandmother becomes oldest woman to finish the Ironman World Championship
https://www.npr.org/2025/10/16/nx-s1-5575128/ironman-oldest-female-finisher-natalie-grabow
Stonks!
Stocks close lower, with Dow dropping 300 points, as fears about bad loans in banking industry grow
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/10/15/stock-market-today-live-updates.html
Funniest thing I’ve seen all day:
Wait I lied, THIS is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day:
Have a great weekend!
…oh, c’mon
…just because
…these
…are
…not
…serious
…people
…doesn’t mean
…they can’t
…seriously
…seriously
…fuck
…the fuck up
What Gavin did was why I don’t trust him.
Curtis Silwa would be a horrible mayor and he leads an organization that loves to do hate crimes and is a full-on crank … but goddamn did I enjoy him giddily smashing Cuomo last night. He very clearly dislikes Cuomo way more than Mamdani!
…dunno how much of the thing I’ve now seen in clips that are universally brutal for cuomo…but I might have to watch the whole thing because they are unashamedly some of the funniest shit I have seen in ages & I really need a good laugh
…I mean…funny is funny
GODDAMMIT THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS ANTIFA
ICE amps up its surveillance powers, targeting immigrants and antifa
WaPo might as well say that ICE is surveilling Bigfoot. It would complete their descent into crappy tabloid journalism.
To be fair, Bigfoot might be an immigrant. Doubt he has much in the way of papers.
I KNOW there’s no organization “antifa” because they don’t ask me for money every day!!
Also, let’s not be rude to our elders. If I saw Mitch McConnell fall, I would respectfully help him back up.
Yes, then I would Karate Kid-style “sweep the leg” and knock his necrotic ass down again harder, but still, let us not be impolite when we see a terrible old racist man fall down.
…never had you down as a cobra kai guy…it really is true they bring out the worst in people
…mayagi do will ultimately prevail…I haven’t watched the last season or so of the show…if it got too real for that to be true just don’t tell me?
For Mitch McConnell? Strike first, strike hard, NO MERCY
Speaking of falls, Ace Frehley died yesterday after a fall last month.
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/kiss-guitarist-ace-frehley-dead-1235448770/
You had us in the first half dot gif.
…when do we take down the “it’s the economy stupid” sign
…& put up the “it’s the stupid economy” sign
…because I feel like we should be tapping that sign
…probably need to be a pretty stout sign
…I mean…have you ever seen those stone floors in the shaolin temple?
…maybe I’ll try to find a clip
…maybe I don’t need to
…the point being
…you beat feet on stone enough times
…you wind up with bowls in your stone floor
…& in some places they have a lot of feet
…&…in some places…even the ladies are known to wear boots?
I’ve said it before: We cannot “beat” China in a trade war. Their citizens aren’t going to bleat endlessly about prices and then elect an orange imbecile who jacks up prices. They’re just going to keep doing what they do. Even if they were suffering economically (and I can’t see that they are), they’re just going to keep going.
Not only can you not “win” a trade war to begin with, doing it to a country with way more consumers and an almost equally sized economy is fucking madness. But it also fits perfectly in their worldview that non-whites are dumb and have no agency and thus couldn’t possibly survive without Big Strong Good America and … no? That’s not how any of this works?
…oh…& did we do the one about the thing I scored an I-told-you-so point on even though when I called the p=1 thing I was trying to be flippantly overstating the thing?
…it’ll still be funny later…so maybe I’ll come back to that when I have less other things I’m supposed to be doing or other places I’m vaguely expected to be at some point that I haven’t made it to yet…or…someone else can do that in the meantime?
…so…maybe…but…what if I already thought it was the opposite of successful
…am I a paradox now?
Am I the only one who thought this looked like a giant Lego set at first glance. . . ?
Looks like someone got his orders from the boss again…
Yep. “Orange Man, please report to the manager’s office immediately.”
Just trust the AI, it would never lie…
https://www.wonkette.com/p/are-you-ok-google-ai-do-you-need