Apparent in Murrican feetsball, the Super Bowel is almost upon us. Considering how things changed over a decade. These are totally new players and coaches from the last time both teams were here. No Russell Wilson. No Tom Brady (thankfully, except as an analyst). No Grouchy Bill Belichick. No the other guy who made the “outstanding” coaching choice of passing instead of running.
Let me make this clear. I hate the Patriots. Almost everything about Bawstun sucks. Fuck the Red Sux (I liked you guys when you were chokers.) Your baked scrod (so bland.) Your fucking baked beans. You guys loved molasses so much that you caused the worst kind of flood in the 19th century.
Especially fuck the Bruins. Fuck the Celtics too while we’re at it. City of fucking champions. Fuck them entitled jerkoffs from New England always winning instead of painfully building character (whatever the hell that is) aka losing when it counts like Toronto does. (Totally not jealous of all the fucking championships motherfucking Bawstun has won in the last 2 decades or so.)
I fully expect noted Korean American, Seahawk fan and NFL Expert Analyst Mina Kimes to be wearing the Seahawk mascot outfit on the sidelines and screaming at the coach Mike MacDonald (the guy from MAD TV who played Stewart?) to RUN THE FUCKING BALL and DON’T pass when on the goal line.
I just hope that the Seahawks win only because the last fucking time those Motherfawkers from Bawstun won, the world ended up with Motherfucking Trump as Murrica’s Preznit the FIRST TIME!
It’s about time we close the fucking circle jerk of time we’ve been stuck in.
Open Threat/Thread
so…im currently watching twisted metal…and honestly..its pretty entertaining
but the logistics dont work man…and that irks me
really whole cities being supplied by whatever fits in the trunk of an impreza?
and theres not a 20 mile long traffic jam of imprezas coming and going?
something off about that math i tell you
I loved Twisted Metal S1! Let me/us know if S2 delivers too
also also…unrelated
but like a bunch of epstein related shit got dropped…and its some pretty nasty shit…
and its crickets?
seriously…it was a blip in my news feed here
seems a little off that…
i mean cnn mentions prince andrew….better than nothing i guess
do kinda feel like kiddy fiddling should be an issue for a president called out by name in doing so tho?
you know… the fiddler in the orange…
once upon a time….just the accusation..would have been world wide news for weeks….
It’s fucking disgusting. Says a lot about Preznit Pedo.
seriously…even the suggestion would be serious legal trouble for most
shits not on man…
It’s allllllll over Bluesky right now–*ESPECIALLY* the ties to Thiel & the Gawker Lawsuit!
Because an email from J.E. to Thiel mentioning being willing to help to pay for the Lawsuit was in there.
So were more Elon emails–the Techbroligarchs are being talked about a Lot there today!😉
Manchu, i’m 100% with you, on the “Anti-Minnesota’s Eastern Teams” (seriously we had sooooooo many years of Inept Front Offices trading our best players to Boston Teams–McFail being the King of them, and constantly wreckin’ the Wolves!)…
And i’m OBVIOUSLY hoping Seattle wins–even though this team *doesn’t* have Wilson, Richard Sherman, or The Silent Skittles Man who studied Social Welfare at CAL and refused to play the Media Game.
Lynch, like Moss here in MN is *still* one of my favorite players, for doing all kinds of solid charity work on the DL, not CARING that the Media was playing him up as a “troublemaker,” and just ignoring the whole Media game.
And I look forward to all the Superb Owl Memes, next weekend, too!😉
I’m for whomever is playing the Patriots.