Friends [NOT 27/12/25]

Glad to have them. We might not always agree, but so what. Happy to know guys as packets on the intertubes.

Thanks for your patience and understanding.

I was trying write a review of this year but I didn’t finish it with friends visiting.

OT/rant about anything…

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  1. Most of the newer college football bowl games are a waste of time.
    HOWEVER
    The Poptarts Bowl just ended and its demented mascots make that one fantastic.
    After they present the trophy (which also is a functioning toaster), mascots in Poptarts costumes go into a giant toaster and out come giant Poptarts for the winning team to eat. As they put it, the ultimate sacrifice! 😀

  2. One of my favorite songs (I have hundreds) but one of my biggest regrets in life is that I didn’t scoop up Bette Midler’s triplex penthouse co-op when it came on the market. It eventually went for $45 million, a decrease from the $50 million ask.

    https://www.6sqft.com/bette-midler-sells-palatial-upper-east-side-penthouse-last-listed-for-50m/

    Not only do we not have $45 million to drop on an Upper East Side triplex penthouse co-op, I doubt the board would accept us. I will not burden you with the ins and outs of co-op “shareholding” vs condominium ownership. Suffice it to say that when we were finally ready to buy, we didn’t even look at co-ops.

    To buy one you have to go before the co-op board and they can and will reject you for any reason. The city is trying to make this a little more transparent, to little effect, but as a gay biracial couple we’d be a hard sell, even if we could hand over $45 million in an all-cash offering. It’s why condominiums trade at a premium. If my apartment were a co-op (and it wouldn’t have been, since they’re not building co-ops anymore) I bet it would have cost at least 30% less.

    We had a resident who was the Board president for a couple of years and she was a property manager who came from the co-op world. At owners’ meetings she would say things like, “As shareholders—” and inevitably this one guy, one of my best friends, natch, would stand up and say, “This is a condominium building, not a co-op. We’re not shareholders, we’re owners. If we wanted communal living we’d move to a kibbutz [they were both Jewish. I had to keep explaining to Better Half what a kibbutz is].

    Well, to bring this back to doe, I hope the new owners are enjoying Bette Midler’s apartment and absorbing the joy she no doubt left behind.

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