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Deadsplinter Up! All Night: Bring the Cheese

18/11/24 MemeWeaver 7

In these stupid times, I want you guys to know that I am bringing the stupid content. Did you know that — despite the holiday feasts in the near future

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Food You Can Eat: Bruschetta

15/8/24 HammerZeitgeist 7

I like bruschetta in theory but it always leaves me dissatisfied. I hate the way the chunks of tomato fall off the bread with every bite. Maybe I cut the

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Food You Can Eat: Three Seed Flat Bread

7/5/24 Elliecoo 2

Ingredients Directions On microwavable plate, place frozen rolls. Cover with microwavable plastic wrap; microwave on High 25 seconds. Turn rolls over; rotate plate 1/2 turn. Microwave on High 25 seconds

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Food You Can Eat: Celebrity Sunday Matinee: Piper Laurie’s Dill Bread

22/1/23 MatthewCrawley 7

Happy birthday to Piper Laurie, who turns 91 today. I mean I hope she does. I’m prewriting this.

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Food You Can Eat: Aunt Barbara’s Cheese Loaf

23/3/22 MatthewCrawley 7

Why settle for bread carbs when you can have cheesy bread carbs?

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Food You Can Eat: Celebrity Sunday Matinee: Fran (Mrs. Hal) Linden’s Cheese Mustard Loaf

20/3/22 MatthewCrawley 3

Happy birthday, Barney Miller, Happy birthday, to yoouuuu.

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Food You Can Eat: Bran Banana Bread

19/1/22 butcherbakertoiletrymaker 4

First things first:  I’m betting that my grandmother made this recipe with that classic mid-century naiveté thinking that this would be “healthy”.  To be clear, it is not.  A caveat

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Food You Can Eat: Corn Bread

21/8/21 Elliecoo 23

My father loved corn bread and was satisfied with a version from a mix. This recipe, adapted from Well Plated, is similar to what his mother would have made, updated

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Food You Can Eat: Popovers

16/6/21 BigDamnHeroes 9

It’s possible popovers are a New England thing, as I’ve met people from elsewhere that didn’t even know what they were. They are the American version of a Yorkshire pudding

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Food You Can Eat: Cinnamon Custard Swirl Bread

1/4/21 butcherbakertoiletrymaker 12

First things first:  For almost 20 years now, I’ve been working on projects to document the lives of my grandparents so that the current, and yet-to-be-born generations of my family

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  • Luigi Vuoto: And my favorite Super Bowl Sunday song https://youtu.be/1SHCsgqZvQM?si=8nLXE7jtbCgdWwsV
  • Luigi Vuoto: https://youtu.be/13UBVQzJeoE?si=0dSLZ3vaO9h5nWVV https://youtu.be/9kvCbhgDPlA?si=YonUGnG1Ujeoh72C
  • SplinterRIP: ...not actually a reply to the above...but https://bsky.app/profile/lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com/post/3meektn5mdc2m
  • SplinterRIP: https://bsky.app/profile/pattonoswalt.bsky.social/post/3meemjvaxss2i
  • SplinterRIP: ...so...look...the telegraph...think of that like maybe the last generation of a fine old aristocratic family that's on their uppers but…
  • SplinterRIP: ...man...if you grew up in the land of three pin mains with manual switches at the socket & replaceable fuses…
  • ManchuCandidate: Idiots.
  • SplinterRIP: ...also...I don't think this goes for anyone here...but...like...I might know more than one person this just made me think I…
  • SplinterRIP: ...just to be sure folks know I didn't just invent all that nonsense but instead it seems to be what…
  • SplinterRIP: https://bsky.app/profile/cooperlund.online/post/3meeherut5k2y ...someone tell me if there are ads I need to do homework to understand this year?
  • SplinterRIP: ...the detail I was unprepared to run into let alone run down a way to verify had it that...whatever killed…
  • Loveshaq: Owner of NE is a Trump loving asshole that was not too long ago caught up in a prostitution sting…
  • brightersideoflife: If only they had career staffers left there who understood that releasing the metadata on that file could clarify if…
  • brightersideoflife: Yeah but incels only care about the approval of other men. It's totally straight though. TOTALLY.
  • brightersideoflife: Yeah I followed that conversation too. Leftist annoyed at a group of liberals missing the point on the problem of…
  • bryanlsplinter: I've been convinced for a while that Epstein was murdered, so I find it utterly unsurprising. I think most people…
  • bryanlsplinter: I forgot to disclose that I actually did marketing for whatever Super Bowl was in Atlanta years ago. People go…
  • Loveshaq: I don’t know if this is true but it’s all over Reddit today. Seems like a pretty big deal if…
  • bryanlsplinter: This may well be the most disturbing thing I've seen from the Epstein files. Decrypted Sweet 16 Journal in Epstein…
  • ManchuCandidate: s it better to preen and impress the other men at the club Uh, I would think Nick Fuentes is…
  • SplinterRIP: ...much as I agree with all that...I suppose I have always rather supposed that in the case of bruce's born…
  • butcherbakertoiletrymaker: Also, not for nothing, but Bruce's singing is completely unintelligible, especially in that song. He makes "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"…
  • bryanlsplinter: Correlated fact: In addition to never being wrong, they're utterly convinced that they are supremely desirable to the opposite sex,…
  • SplinterRIP: ...in honor of the fact that I'm told there is sports today https://bsky.app/profile/yungdreyfusard.bsky.social/post/3medrg3w25k2w ...possibly as many as one of those…
  • bryanlsplinter: MAGA doesn't really grasp how songs work. They'll fixate on a chorus and never bother to try to figure out…
  • bryanlsplinter: The same thing they're "doing" at the Winter Olympics: Watching the event(s). I'm sure somebody used this as a shakedown…
  • Luigi Vuoto: When I read the original, I just thought "that's stupid" and moved on. Reading your translation now just makes me…
  • SplinterRIP: ...I am genuinely impressed in approximately similar degrees to appalled...I'd give you a round of applause, even...but...have you ever heard…
  • ManchuCandidate: Another problem for Kid Rock... is he loves them underaged girls at least in his songs. I don't know why…
  • ManchuCandidate: Then they'd have to admit they're wrong. Incels never do because that would destroy them. It's amazing how things change…
  • ManchuCandidate: Mostly the post graduate degrees on irrelevant shit like "management systems" or "Masturds of Bidniz Administration." The more relevant degrees…
  • brightersideoflife: So what exactly would ICE be doing at the Superbowl? Lowest ticket prices start at around $3500, undocumented/unauthorized immigrants aren't…
  • brightersideoflife: Oh!!! I can translate that gen alpha letter vomit. It's incel whining. spiked his cortisol - stressed him out foid…
  • SplinterRIP: ...they already went for the libraries at the military colleges...to make sure those only have stuff whiskey-dick pete wouldn't call…
  • farscythe: i did catch over the weekend that the pentagon will no longer be taking officers from harvard....im sure by design…
  • SplinterRIP: ...it's...sort of surreal, isn't it...like...it shouldn't be possible for a good kip & a severe case of jet lag to…
  • farscythe: cheers!... tbh..cant remember the last time i conked out like that....certainly not without the aid of alcohol...im a little discombobulated…
  • SplinterRIP: ...congratulations...that sounds practically idyllic
  • farscythe: realistically it'd be speed skating...on account of..i can actually skate..tho obviously...not on that level skeleton looks like it'd be a…
  • farscythe: only a few hockey clubs over here..as our winters cant be counted upon to provide enough ice for outdoor venues…
  • farscythe: running on ice would make a pretty good spectator sport...i dont recommend actually doing it tho....tends to end poorly
  • farscythe: big wave surfing is a thing id really like to try....but not on a monster like in the first video...…
  • farscythe: i do enjoy the curling...strangely entertaining to watch... and both those songs are pretty soothing...tho apparently..not as soothing as putting…
  • ManchuCandidate: Like how all the skaters synch up to a specific pace.
  • Loveshaq: Whistler is a different animal. The longest run is 10 miles & will wear you down.
  • ManchuCandidate: I couldn't survive the high speed stuff. My knees are a bit creaky and I found out that a black…
  • Loveshaq: Snowboard slalom is the only sport I could have ever done. Never a good jumper so that scares the crap…
  • brightersideoflife: YES!!!
  • HammerZeitgeist: Like a Northern version of AirBud!
  • brightersideoflife: Do I know what the dog's team role would be? Nope. Do I think any addition of a doggo to…

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