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Food You Can Eat: Fettuccine with Wild Mushrooms and Mascarpone

2/5/23 MatthewCrawley 13

If you know what you’re doing you can sub in a few psilocybin mushrooms to make this meal even more special. Sadly, I don’t and didn’t, so my wineglass didn’t start talking to me or anything.

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