April 2026 – DeadSplinter

Coffee Break [14/4/26]

Not going with a theme today other than things that made me laugh. I’ve replaced doom-scrolling with laugh-scrolling, and wanted to post things that have crossed my path recently. Apologies

…well…it ain’t a bird or a plane [DOT 14/4/26]

14/4/26 SplinterRIP 14

& it don’t ride in no pope-mobile…that ride is called…wossname…slouches to bethlehem kinda bastard…

Deadsplinter Up! All Night: The Plants

13/4/26 MemeWeaver 6

Today is International Plant Appreciation Day. So let’s take some time to … appreciate plants. . . As always, thank you for supporting Deadsplinter. If you would like to donate

Coffee Break [13/4/26]

13/4/26 MemeWeaver 10

Ah yes, Monday. A time for absolutely no creativity. So I’ll just parrot what you are hearing at work: “How was your weekend?” We had a fair amount of rain.

Monday Mood [DOT 13/4/26]

13/4/26 MegMegMcGee 16

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Weekend Wrap Up [NOT 12/4/26]

12/4/26 brightersideoflife 6

Yet another disappointment that I don’t have a 3 day weekend

Deadsplinter Up! All Night: Ooh, No, Baby, Please Don’t Go

12/4/26 KeitelBlacksmith 2

Thanks for coming around

…screw you [DOT 12/4/26]

12/4/26 SplinterRIP 18

it’s…us…we’re “you”…

…just…making it worse

12/4/26 SplinterRIP 4

no…there aren’t two…that would be cruel & unusual…

Mental Check In [NOT 11/4/26]

11/4/26 ManchuCandidate 8

How is everyone doing? Spent the last week cramming for psych. Wrote it yesterday and I think I did okay (but trying not to jinx it.) Even went to the