World Baseball Classic
Italy crushes Mexico and saves the U.S.’s bacon
Speaking of bacon…. Canada vs U.S. next
Canada highlights against Cuba
NBA
Bam Adebayo scores 83
Miami vs Washington
Preschool
Lady
IN THE GREY
FLAVIA
HOKUM
Nightmare fuel provided by @HammerZeitgeist
Thrash
Real Estate Porn
Sydney
It’s amazing Bam scored his 83, but it’s really stupid (by Lakers gate keepers) to expect him to “respect” Kobe’s modern record (scored on the Raptors) and not break it.
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7107107/2026/03/11/bam-adebayo-83-points-kobe-bryant-heat-nba/
Shockingly, it’s the damn times.
So many tanking teams that I predict we have more records broken this year & maybe against WA. Luka & Wemby could easily get more points than that against the Wizards.
This is the proper response to the Kobe-stans and the Laker mafia: https://theonion.com/laker-fans-furious-as-bam-adebayo-dies-in-even-worse-helicopter-crash/
DEAD
First time Canada made it this far in the WBC. The US won’t make the same mistakes (lousy pitching for example) they made against Italia.
I think I am going to move back home, can anyone loan me a few bucks?
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2955-Makalei-Pl-Honolulu-HI-96815/600844_zpid/?
If you need an adrenaline rush from Hawaii’s version of Jackass, watch some Jamie O’Brien videos. He is a fearless pro surfer w/ a few screws loose that has become an internet sensation.
…preschool could be fun but it distracted me for a minute figuring out where I knew the guy from who I knew wasn’t lowkey the rapper but reminded me enough of that guy to make it hard to pin down?
…lady…is clearly bonkers…”like saltburn on ‘shrooms” bonkers apparently…but…might be really funny
…in the grey…probably succeeds in reinventing that wheel, sure…which ought to be entertaining
…flavia…precocious child detective…actually…yeah…I think I might enjoy that…pretty great cast & the kid looks good at it?
…hokum probably isn’t for me…the ones that take themselves seriously never seem as good as the other sort for me in that genre but it’s probably good if you like them apples & all?
…thrash…disaster movie…plus bonus sharks…so…disaster-squared…figure I could take it or leave it, really?