Hope everyone had a nice weekend and enjoyed the Bad Bunny Bowl/Superb Owl. I was asleep.
Super Bowl 2026: Seattle Seahawks v New England Patriots – live
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/live/2026/feb/08/super-bowl-2026-seattle-seahawks-new-england-patriots-live-score
This is all going to come out as a huge botch by law enforcement
One week since Nancy Guthrie was last seen, here’s what we know
https://www.npr.org/2026/02/07/nx-s1-5705280/nancy-guthrie-case-latest
No shit, “Dr.” Oz!
‘Take the vaccine, please,’ Dr Oz urges amid rising measles cases in US
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/feb/08/dr-mehmet-oz-measles-vaccine
& “the Right to Lifers” brought measles and spread it all around town
March for Life attendees may have been exposed to measles, DC Health warns
https://www.michiganpublic.org/2026-02-08/march-for-life-attendees-may-have-been-exposed-to-measles-dc-health-warns
A 20+ year subscriber, I walked when they didn’t endorse in 2024, along with about ~300,000 others. WaPo is but a shell of its former self.
Washington Post publisher Will Lewis abruptly resigns amid criticism of staff cuts
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2026/feb/07/washington-post-will-lewis-resigns
Have a great day!
…so…I dunno if this is true…not this bit
…the truths of which I assume to be self-evident…but…somewhere made the claim green day opted not to make a “statement”…but…whether or not the guy said something they muted the mic feed for or whether it picked up a claim that orange people can be racist when he said it loud enough off-mike…like…they played what “good riddance” (time of your life)…then segued from holiday to boulevard of broken dreams & into american idiot…what’s that…I mean…if a bunch of words you don’t speak might be mean about you
…what would give you the idea that a bunch of words in one you do that you just don’t listen to couldn’t?
…man…I just can’t help some days thinking that if the baseline average for how good people were at it was even just a little higher…the shit we wouldn’t have to put up with would be the stuff of exponential returns…I mean
…I mean…they have a certain consistency, I guess
…but…let’s see if this embeds or if I have to find some other way to include it
…the guy who was going to put boots on mars in half the span he now says he can be a moon-based bond villain there already was a movie about in only twice that now it’s about that far past his target date he could have done a significantly scaled back thing…because the thing that was less than a half dozen years away a decade ago would take another two decades to do now he’s had ten years to be going about it
…which is why when…if(?)…spaceX goes public…if it tanked on day 1 because it got shorted out of existence & his whole shit unravelled right around when europe sent for him over all the illegal shite…which that statement would make plausible in a sane world that got reminded of the false claims needed to be priced in as true for the bonkers numbers attached to enterprises attached to that guy…that would be at least in the running for maybe the funniest thing ever?
Musk Business Plan
1. Make up a grandiose lie that a chimpanzee could easily debunk.
2. Let shareholders heap money on me.
3. Demand another raise.
4. Repeat.
The statements “Green Day did not make a political statement” and “Green Day played the song ‘American Idiot'” do not, in fact, coexist with each other, lol.
“Suspected Political Message”.
That’s funny.
It made me think of this: https://theonion.com/report-la-liga-probably-means-the-league/
This was my favorite from last night.
But did they really speak English?
Next year’s half time show, Up With MAGAts.
I had to tune out of the half time show…
Kid Rock was the original name of Epstein Island?
Not mine. I wish I was that witty.
Best investment ever?
https://thecycle.substack.com/p/how-putin-pulled-off-the-greatest