Waiting…

Everything is ok with the site. Access to the server is instantly removed for all, including me, as a defense against astronomical numbers of ddos and xml bot attemps when they occur…which seems to be a lot lately?

…might be a Flock of Seagulls one time wonder? Who knows?

No ‘spiracies or anything, though…we’re not that important, ya know?! It isn’t just us. We are more important than anyone else it is happening to, IMO, but at least no one is stealing the zero sensitive info we have stored on the server so there’s that?

Please keep checking in as I will update when there is a more permanent fix.

In the meantime, feel free to list your personal info, banking info, credit card numbers, and cencus bureau info BTL for FREE tinfoil hats and Info Wars’ incel pills!

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About myopicprophet 148 Articles
Kinja refugee. Rants often. Right sometimes.

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    • it’s actually the host working on it with my endless complaining but if POTUS can win a World Cup, surely accepting a made up award is the norm? i accept!

    • …sigh…it’s a fair cop, guv?

      …the infowars mention reminds me…the onion are going to be bringing it back & it just might be kinda sublime when they do?

    • there are two worlds i can’t for the life of me bring together into one: my “democracy is over because no one was paying attention” and your “trump is stuck in the 80’s.”

      the fact that trump has literally jimmy cartered himself, save for the real vs. fake Nobel Peace Prize, has me convinced that i am the alternate reality. that isn’t me being egocentric, it’s just me admitting that i might not actually exist?

      • Trump may be in the ’80s but the rest of us are back in 1969.

        The year is 1969. Man lands on the moon. Back on Earth, the Concorde flies its first test for a commercial supersonic airline.The year is 2026. Man circles the moon and will, a few years later, land. Back on Earth, there is a concept of a plan for commercial supersonic flights.

        Aaron Reichlin-Melnick (@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social) 2026-04-21T19:18:01.176Z

      • myopicprophet was a 137-month-long sociological experiment conducted by McGill University. The study is now complete, thank you for your time.

        • …what the guy said about bluesky…only…this joint

          …honestly…lol is all well & good but that was somewhere around the chuckle equivalent of a belly laugh over here?

          • …they’re calling them “the kinja papers”…it’s a meta-study of parallel experimental replication to corroborate the hypothesis in depth

            …I heard there might be an award of some sort

            …ahead of its time, they say

    • …not being funny but bluesky might be fast achieving national treasure status?

      A bunch of people who are deeply knowledgable about actual swordfighting have stumbled into my mentions, discussing with great glee and detail everything that is wrong with an Alex Karp sword gif.I love everything about this and genuinely wish it would continue forever. Bluesky is amazing.

      Dave Karpf (@davekarpf.bsky.social) 2026-04-21T20:53:35.954Z

      […for anyone that was lucky enough not to be aware already…that’s the brother of the one that’s the palantir mirror-universe taika waititi being a spectacularly normal sort of actual person…which raises it to the power of…something?]


      • How Karp imagines he fights.


        How Karp head really fights. LS to the Nuts kid is Karp.

  1. That’s cool that they’re not using anything like cloudflare or akamai for something like tarpitting attacks from IP addresses or rate limiting or stuff like that.

  2. defense against astronomical numbers of ddos

    ….holy cow did I read that wrong..

    • /searches for bundy ranch dildo gif/
      /embarrassingly sets search setting to restrict/

    • …also reporting a lack of appropriate .gif game…though I assumed one of the novel ICE protest format would be easy enough to find?

  3. I hope my joke about donations and correlated site improvements wasn’t taken as a jab. Meant purely in jest, and I remain in awe of @myopicprophet and his website sourcery.

    I might have had a mild panic attack on Monday when I couldn’t build my DUAN. That’s all.

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