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The Hater’s Guide to the Beauvoir Gift Shop

Without exaggeration, Beauvoir is an old place that still exists. It is in Mississippi. “What the hell is Beauvoir?” you are asking me. “How do you even pronounce that? Is it

Deadsplinter Up! All Night: You Are Your Own Best Friend

29/5/20 Awesome's Razor 20

Edward Bear’s “Best Friend” was introduced to me, quite fittingly, by a very good friend. This friend trades in obscure vinyl and some years ago found on the flip side

The Price of Eggs

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It’s 3:30 a.m. I’m looking at zucchini when a man in a mask walks around the corner of my aisle. He stops and stares at me. I can see him

President Trump: “The Virus” Is Europe’s Fault

11/3/20 Awesome's Razor 20

The President of the United States, Donald J. Trump, wants you to know that America will defeat the COVID-19 virus, “which began in China.” Addressing the nation this evening, President

Your Sports Highlight of the Day Is This Big Boy Three-Pointer

3/3/20 Awesome's Razor 5

Your sports highlight of the day is Jackson State team manager and all-around king Thomas “Snacks” Lee draining the deep three on senior night: With two minutes left in the game

Deadsplinter Up! All Night: Everybody’s At Disadvantage

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Let’s try this again. “Chicago at Night” live at KCRW in 2012 is the oldest live recording of the oldest Spoon song that I could find on the internet, because

Cardale Jones And The XFL’s Defenders Are Fun as Hell! Can They Achieve Escape Velocity?

16/2/20 Awesome's Razor 6

Late in the second quarter of Saturday’s XFL matchup between the New York Guardians and DC Defenders, cameras find Guardians quarterback Matt McGloin on the sideline. Everything about the scene

Your Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Buzzer-Beating Kobe Bryant Tribute

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Your sports highlight of the day is this buzzer-beating Kobe Bryant tribute: Basha (Ariz.) high school junior Trenton McLaughlin hits the shot now heard ’round the internet to lift his team

What Time Does The Super Bowl Start?

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Super Bowl LIV starts at 6:30 p.m. EST on Sunday, February 2, 2020. The Kansas City Chiefs and San Francisco 49ers will play at Hard Rock Stadium in Miami, FL. The

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