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Month: November 2019

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Jamboroo: Fuck Turducken [27/11/19]

27/11/19 Constantine 5

Franken-turkeys need to stop, like yesterday. I mean, mother of God the levels of absurd they’ve reached has gone beyond anything I could ever have guessed. I couldn’t find it

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Deadsplinter Up! All Night

Deadsplinter Up! All Night: Replaced By Robots

26/11/19 KeitelBlacksmith 17

What do you think you’ll be in five years time?

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Deadsplinter Up! All Night

Deadsplinter Up! All Night: From Outer Space

24/11/19 KeitelBlacksmith 24

Apple Pie, Plastic Skies , Neon Mona Lisa They Came From Outer Space

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Deadsplinter Up! All Night

Deadsplinter Up! All Night: Classic Viral

21/11/19 Constantine 27

Slow around here lately, but thanks for stopping by. Move zig.

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Jamboroo: On With the Show [21/11/19]

21/11/19 Constantine 6

Well, here we go, eh? It looks like Drew’s Jamboroo is now a thing of the past, so I’m gonna carry on the legacy as long as I am able

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On Waivers and Tryouts

20/11/19 Manny Both-Hanz 1

By now everyone has heard about Colin Kaepernick’s NFL tryout and all the foofaraw that surrounds it. So I’d like to talk about one specific part of the whole thing:

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Colin Kaepernick’s Continued Unemployment is About Racism and You’re Dumb If You Don’t Notice It

20/11/19 KC Complains A Lot 4

In this “stick to sports” media economy we are currently living it, it can be quite easy to look at a sport like football and the NFL through a pragmatic

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Eric Swalwell ventilating a fart is the relief we all need now

19/11/19 Chuck the Writer 6

I get it.  Live television.  Anything can happen.  An actor can flub his lines.  A blouse can pop a button.  A stage hand could walk into frame. And in the

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Deadsplinter Up! All Night

Deadsplinter Up! All Night: Slow Southern Style

18/11/19 Constantine 13

Thank you for continuing to show up to Deadsplinter. Rock on.

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Why losing minor league baseball teams is bad for major league baseball

18/11/19 Chuck the Writer 6

You hear the stories and the fables. A pitcher with an amazing arm, a slugger with a keen skill to hit the ball in clutch situations, a speedy runner who

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  • HammerZeitgeist: Serious question. What are you supposed to say to border agents if they ask if you are anti fascism? No,…
  • Miluly: Naaaah, my friend, *I* believe you!😉😆🤣   And *trust* me, I could ramble on at *least* that "good bit longer"…
  • Miluly: I dunno... but i do know that my heathenish, lapsed-Catholic ass is DEFINITELY still here!😆😂🤣 And ngl, i've been pulling allllll the…
  • bryanlsplinter: Charitable? Maybe. But we are no stranger to mass graves in Florida. And there's a reason the goon squads wear…
  • SplinterRIP: ...let's be as charitable as possible...like good christians...& say for the sake of argument that there aren't...or at least not…
  • bryanlsplinter: There are mass graves somewhere. Guaranteed.   
  • ManchuCandidate:
  • SplinterRIP: ...I've had a little while...but I still haven't got over this ...like...I hear about people who use NPC as a…
  • Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod": SIR.
  • LemmyKilmister: When I become President I am going to declare Red Sox Nation a terrorist organization.  And the Swifties, too.
  • Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod": They also "lost" two-thirds of the prisoners in alligator auschwitz WHOOPSIE DOOPSIE, I GUESS
  • bryanlsplinter: Didn’t stop Noem from claiming the shooter was targeting agents. No, ma’am, it was a white guy shooting prisoners because…
  • MegMegMcGee: Texas has got to be the most fucked up place to live https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/sep/24/doordash-driver-foils-texas-hostage-situation
  • MegMegMcGee: Right? Like way to read the room!  
  • Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod": I assumed someone was shooting at the guards but it looks like it was someone sniping prisoners?! YIKES.
  • Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod": Ego! He thinks he deserves this. That's all. He doesn't, and he ain't gonna win, but he thinks he should…
  • Clever Name Here dba "Black Rod": I mean, it's pretty clear they're pro-fascism so ...
  • SplinterRIP: ...well...shit https://bsky.app/profile/bloomberg.com/post/3lzliifrwhh2m
  • bryanlsplinter: And if you're wondering what the official line from state media is about grandpa's dementia babbling, look no further. Fox…
  • bryanlsplinter: Remember when Elmo called the spelunker trying to rescue those kids in the flooded cave a “pedo?” He knows what…
  • bryanlsplinter: I suspect Handsy is hoping the establishment Democrats will endorse him, and they might! They are stupid. Problem is, even…
  • bryanlsplinter: Yep. Another self-own by the "best people."
  • bryanlsplinter: This guy gets it. 'This man is stark raving mad': Senior diplomat reacts in real-time to Trump UN speech
  • SplinterRIP: ...it's not like the stakestock-holders are going to pay for the outlay on the big deal the FCC could try…
  • ManchuCandidate: https://www.linkedin.com/news/story/price-hikes-coming-to-disney-hulu-6630868/ Great timing by Dizney Rat. Cowardly rats AND stupid.
  • ManchuCandidate: Good. Watching the establishment Dims run away screaming is probably the best part of the Mamdani campaign. I think Handsy…
  • SplinterRIP: ...the thing with the escalator was funny...but...the part that made me actually laugh was that apparently the photographer that was…
  • MatthewCrawley: Yes, fine, whatever. How is the NYC mayoral race going? [From Hell Gate, one of my favorite websites]: State of…
  • ManchuCandidate: Not shocked about Enol's dad. He impregnated then married his STEP daughter (in that order.)
  • ManchuCandidate: Pictured... Antifa Leader (for some fucking reason Trump is all big on this guy.) More antifa. Even more "offensive" to…
  • ManchuCandidate: I'm surprised Diaper Don didn't pull off his diaper and slam it on the podium a la Nikita.
  • Luigi Vuoto: I know two people from public radio in Chicago (the mighty WBEZ!) who also lost their jobs in the past…
  • brightersideoflife: Well, fuck.
  • HammerZeitgeist: I’m eavesdropping on a woman who worked for Cascade PBS. Apparently PBS’s CEO decided to cut the investigative reporting team…
  • M. Perdido: An unintentionally truthful quote from the same press conference (apologies if this came up already – I don’t always have…
  • brightersideoflife: Black eyed peas from the garden. I've failed 4 years in a row to grow zucchini. First year: squash bugs…
  • myopicprophet: zucchini from your garden or black eyed peas from your garden? or and? either way, good job on the recipe!
  • brightersideoflife: Guarantee he does not. Also, my vegan friend, I made a delicious meal of romano beans stewed in tomatoes (both…
  • myopicprophet: wait 'til you see the math ron johnson used to equate tylenol (technically an invention, i guess...considering the next bit)…
  • Luigi Vuoto: https://youtu.be/g7gCxTuhW7A?si=KE2AwanuedySyvXZ https://youtu.be/7U6t5LOxRFY?si=E3QJIyh5_e7XX7lt
  • farscythe: oh…they're all still here? well shit…guess ill just have to move to avatar country then…probably not too many raptury types…
  • ManchuCandidate: https://youtu.be/Ee_uujKuJMI?si=GYCTYh3wHtg9xSlI
  • Miluly: There's allllllways tomorrow, Brighter!😉😂🤣
  • farscythe: lol.....dangit..now im gonna have to check if our paracetamol use per capita is higher than average coz that actually makes…
  • Miluly: Well, Farscy, there *ARE* plenty of in-jokes in Autismlamd, that folks go "uncaught" regarding their autism until adulthood sooooooo often…
  • Elliecoo: I was raised Lutheran (first female acolyte in our church, had to cover my hair near the alter, so no…
  • farscythe: tbh....i'd been ignoring it....on account of i really dont give a fuck what donny has to say about anything be…
  • bryanlsplinter: I think I've mentioned this a few times but my father was a Southern Baptist minister. An actual one, with…
  • bryanlsplinter: This is so goddamn embarrassing. Angry old man yells at the UN for an hour
  • butcherbakertoiletrymaker: No, no, no, no, no, you don't get it.  That's Zuck's DRIVE and DETERMINATION and EVIDENCE OF HIS HARD WORK…

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