March 2020 – Page 16 – DeadSplinter

My god I’m going to have a nervous breakdown

Super Tuesday is stressing me out. Use this space to vent/discuss/rant/jump for joy/whatever. As I write this, VA has just been called for Biden with the polls closing like 30

Deadsplinter Up! All Night: Spring!!!

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It’s been a pretty easy winter here, but like most folks, I am SO READY FOR SPRING! Like Mrs. Erg, I love few things more than getting outside and rooting

C U Next Tuesday: McCunthyism on Cable

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Welcome to this week’s installment of C U Next Tuesday, where I pull some rats out of the sewer and write about them. This week, by popular demand, I’ll be

Strange But True: Coach’s Orders

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Coaches expect to be obeyed. Players who don’t follow orders often get left out of the game. But on at least one occasion, players’ disobedience won a big football game.

Your Sports Highlight of the Day Is This Big Boy Three-Pointer

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Your sports highlight of the day is Jackson State team manager and all-around king Thomas “Snacks” Lee draining the deep three on senior night: With two minutes left in the game

Brit Hume’s browsing history shows “Sexy Vixen Vinyl.”

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As you know, Brit Hume is one of those talking heads on Fox News. And he decided to show off what looked like betting odds on who would win the

What I’m Drinking: Marble Triticale Whiskey

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I’m a food or drink connoisseur. But I’m not someone with a refined palette who can tell the difference between something having notes of coffee versus notes of leather. Instead